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  1. Want exceptional writing? Watch Kings. The whole series so far is on Hulu... do it now.
  2. Dazed. Way beyond dazed... Mad Max Beyond Thunderdazed.
  3. Don't get the Swedish Coca-Cola, it's got high fructose björn syrup.
  4. When you really, truly feel alive, odds are you're wearing a scarf.
  5. Sometimes I think that maybe I have it too good http://yfrog.com/1d85570075j
  6. @aprilblackbox Dan Savage!
  7. It still kind of blows my mind when I press a button and a full HD movie starts playing on my tv.
  8. If you have ever thought that going to Dolores involves drums and/or microphones, crawl in a fiery hole and die. On fire. Forever.
  9. @Nehalia how dare you lump me in with a bunch of easterners! Scoff!
  10. Wallace is all possible combinations of the chicken / butt / nugget trinity.
  11. OH "As long as you don't bark, suck all the dicks you want, I don't care."
  12. Ultimate whoa from Twister: Philip Seymour Hoffman???
  13. Twister on cable. Carey Elwes was a whoa. Jeremy Davies was a WHHHOOAAA.
  14. Let's play a game called How Long Will Smarty Take to Induce Murderous Rage?
  15. Is it weird that Hotel California always reminds me of the Tristram score from Diablo?
  16. OH "Canadate is so much funnier than Canadinner!" These are the arguments @jsfink and I have.
  17. @jayzombie No, not including mine. Mine is wrathful and exempt.
  18. Dear cabbie who canceled on me 20 minutes after I booked a cab: suck every dick. All of them. Everywhere.
  19. Is anyone else seeing "undefined" being thrown into console.log messages for Objects in Firebug 1.4.0b3?
  20. Look at the matched socks and suspenders on this motherfucker. Wardrobe envy. http://bit.ly/50pn6