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  1. @robphippscov good luck!
  2. I think that a kebab and chips may also be consumed midway through the night. Back to the glory days of ale swilling and bad diet
  3. Let's get some normal fluid down me to prepare my liver for the work it will be made to do this evening. #liverfailureforme #bingedrinking
  4. Today has consisted of golf, food, walk in country....what can be left?? You guessed it, a night on the piss
  5. Right time for the three S's then off for 9 holes of golf.
  6. We have agreed to the Thunderfoot drink. It takes place on Monday afternoon in her garden.
  7. Matthew Wright on Channel 5. His face reminds me of an arsehole, especially when he laughs... Apt too as the bloke talks shite
  8. I like our Gilian Joseph who's on shift this morning on #skynews. She's always got a nice smile which makes one feel good
  9. Cheers to Liz II for the long weekend
  10. Following a few beers yesterday some eggs and a cup of tea are proving most welcome to my insides.
  11. @grandsmalls not seen it but I can imagine
  12. This may sound a little harsh but it needs to be said. Blind folks, please pop a pair or shades on when out like Stevie.thanks for listening
  13. @MandyFlyMe71 thanks :)
  14. Today is Thunderfoot decision day. We need to respond to this drinky poos invite. Either that or sneak out in disguise like on tv
  15. @MandyFlyMe71 aaah, I see. Sober my sense has returned....well what small amount of it I do have anyway :)
  16. @MandyFlyMe71 you'll have to elaborate on that Mandy, I'm slightly worse for wear through drink at present :)
  17. The woman on the night shift on Sky News looks plastic like a mannequin #skynews
  18. June is here. Almost 6 months through the year already #wewillallbedeadsoon
  19. A good mix of alcohol in the bloodstream now. A calm haze has come over my mood. To all who work to produce drinks I thank you