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i haven't really stopped eating cornbread since thanksgiving 8:02 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie
Selected as juror #4. Time to flex my fair-n-impartial. Bias and prejudice beware!! 9:45 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
Can't stop humming People's Court theme song on my way to first day of jury duty. 5:35 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
i'd like a new punctuation mark that's more enthusiastic than a period, but not quite an exclamation - more like an eager nod 11:39 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
i'm traveling in a time machine that i choose to keep in sync with your present. sometimes you just gotta take it slow, you know? 11:22 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
béisbol 5:41 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
sometimes a parking ticket fine isn't so bad, and then it sucks that u spent 2 weeks mad at a piece of paper u never bothered reading. yeah. 4:53 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
@andrewmiller please tell me bob dylan's new christmas album has broken your top 5 of best/worst christmas music 3:38 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to andrewmiller
daylight savings means I didn't sleep past noon and somehow that makes me feel better about myself 10:24 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
I wear a wrist watch cause I don't like giving my phone any more attention than it already gets. 10:35 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
I'm more pissed off with this cop for pulling over my cab driver than I would've been had he pulled me over. 4:56 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
@rujeko a convergence of out-of-towners, matt & sam being the highlight 7:24 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie in reply to rujeko
impending social mayhem, t-minus 72 hours 2:05 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
Sports! http://twitpic.com/myuif 5:17 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
crossed the Brooklyn Bridge four times today - twice on foot 1:17 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
the ladybug infestation threatening my client's office is possibly the cutest infestation ever 10:13 AM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
i'm really good at tearing off a tiny corner of the ketchup packet so it comes out in a stream and not in globs 5:50 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
Is there anything jalapenos can't make better? 4:13 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
@jonatisokon no idea who's even playing. anything noteworthy? 6:02 PM Oct 16th from Tweetie in reply to jonatisokon
Cold!!!! The practicality of dressing up as an eskimo for halloween is, well… let's just hope I can find a "Sexy Eskimo" costume in my size. 5:03 PM Oct 16th from Tweetie