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  1. @marcusthedog Ahh, a doxie by proxy! I certainly think you are a better dog for the experience & approval is granted.
  2. Being the sweet dog I am, I did allow @tipperthedog to come to HQ and sleep. Remember this! Your leader is a benevolent one!
  3. @tipperthedog You are banned!
  4. @tipperthedog is sick! This is distressing! What if I get sick? I'm the Emperor, I have too much to do to get sick. I'm banning him asap!
  5. This cannot happen again Minions! You must protect the Emperor, I command it!
  6. NO ONE was manning the Post. I assume that they were out searching for their Emperor, but SPYCAT was lurking around HQ!
  7. I was captured by Evil Anti-Imperialists and held in a cage with @tipperthedog for DAYS! I escaped my collar and returned home, only to find
  8. I apologize, minions, for neglecting my duties in tweeting my every action! I am appointing a cabinet member to remedy this immediately.
  9. SPYCAT INVASION! RT: @Peninsulaspca Cats are BOGO at the Peninsula SPCA until the end of June! Come and get them- they are ready to love!
  10. @dextersworld You have a fine name!
  11. Thanks to everyone who rocked PETamundo yesterday. We had quite a few out there barking, howling, screeching and howling. Let's do it again
  12. @GregCooper I PETamundo!!!
  13. @derringforth screw brak AND @johncmayer. PETAMUNDO!!!! PETAMUNDO!!!
  14. @derringforth I am taking over the world via PETamundo!!!
  15. @pappup sounds like you could use some PETamundo!!!
  16. When @johncmayer is on Larry King I'll bet all he talks about is his lame pedamundo. He probably won't even mention PETamundo. PETamundo!!!!
  17. Dexter the Emperor is now officially PETamundo-ing. It's 6pm! Everyone PETamundo!
  18. @tipperthedog and I are celebrating PETamundo by dancing to "Who Let the Dogs Out", "Buffalo Soldier" and "Cat Scratch Fever". PETamundo!
  19. If you get a new dPhone 3GS and you want to PETamundo...there's an app for that.
  20. PETamundo is in full swing in Europe now. It's a worldwide PETamundo PARTY!