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  1. @dangilmour Are you sure they're not Uggs?
  2. @WILKIEWILKINSON Be worried when it's an Ewok.
  3. @dangilmour I'm wearing brown shoes today, so there.
  4. BlackBerry trackball starting to stick again. I've only had the replacement one a couple of months. Bugger and blast.
  5. @Ponyxx B'ah!
  6. @mtrh Or threesomes with the Pirelli girls...
  7. @mtrh You're living the dream, remember. When you're asleep, that's the time for relentless and suffocating monotony.
  8. @sassyele Got my book yet?
  9. @hencehemmo Ha! *Reads her column* *Gives up on women*
  10. @dangilmour I don't know WHAT you mean.
  11. @hencehemmo I read @StylistMagazine and decided, Dawn Porter is the poor man's you. Just sayin'...
  12. @dangilmour *Shakes head in disgust*
  13. @dangilmour Only one thing I can think of...
  14. Subconscious win! @mtrh
  15. @benjohncock LOL!
  16. Just agreed to review a book BEFORE I realised it's 800 pages long. F my life... (@Sathnam I'm sure you feel my pain)
  17. @VicTeamNOISE Homophobe.
  18. RT @lanalocke: @dexterity97 You mean this? http://londonersdiary.stand... Good old Sebastian. Politics aside, I just want the Col ...
  19. Hilarious bit by Sebastian Horsley in the Standard. Bit OTT, but then again he is in the wrong century isn't he. A poor man's @Henry_Fuseli
  20. If you like the smell of cinammon wafting over you while you post to tumblr from your new iMac, that is.