dewalker
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- I've never peed in front of Dove awards before.
2 minutes ago
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- My view for the past 3 hours
about 1 hour ago
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@ hahaha...you know it, fool
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to tylertyler
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So sweet
about 7 hours ago
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@ Dude, hurry up and GET HOME. WE GOT JAMZ TO DO
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to tylertyler
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@ Yeah, Conando took a real drop, didn't he?
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to gstjohn
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@ I was pleasantly surprised at this, what with the whole "Jimmy Fallon being the biggest chump in the world" thing...
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to gstjohn
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RT @: New blog/mp3 up: Concrete Kiss (The Present Will Become the Past) (And We Might Find Rest)
about 10 hours ago
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@ Your tweet was so much more intriguing when I read "Arsenio".
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to SpeciallyMarked
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Tuesday might have gotten just a touch more bearable. Thank you for that, Tuesday.
about 21 hours ago
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And... this week's episode of "Derek's Crippling Writer's Block" has come to a close. Blog post/song to come tomorrow.
about 22 hours ago
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about 23 hours ago
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in reply to Rockdawg24
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@ I know, man...so sorry to make you work on your birthday. That's right, bystanders: Today is Chris's BIRTHDAY.
6:20 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Sorry man :(
2:48 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to CPedro
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@ He sings like a stroke victim.
10:24 PM Nov 22nd
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Dave Matthews Band: still as terrible as you remember them.
10:15 PM Nov 22nd
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Apparently, for Green Week, Saturday Night Live decided to recycle entire sketches.
10:07 PM Nov 22nd
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RT @: Why is it so hard for white people not to snap when they dance?
7:09 PM Nov 22nd
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@ I swear, I've seen Hell's Angels with better hygene and more direction in life. (I love you, BTW)
5:54 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to vinnieangelo
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@ I just had the pleasure of being stuck on a BART train with 30 of yr dirtbag friends. Drunken, goateed, chain-walleted chumps.
5:38 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to vinnieangelo
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- Name Derek Walker
- Location Killer Cali
- Web http://skyfidelit...
- Bio Defender of Grayskull, Director of Godfather Parts I and III, Brother to Nick Jonas, Unicorn Whisperer, Lover of Breakfast Pizza, Addicted to Baby Aspirin
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