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drinking german lager, cleaning my apartment, & listening to Alice In Chains Unplugged #ftw4:20 PM Dec 16thfrom web
@dfid fuck. I should of been at the front of that crowd w/ my poster professing my love to him in puffy paint.2:28 PM Dec 15thfrom TwitterBerry
Gonna get a sick portrait of Johnny Depp from "Ed Wood" (one of my fave movies) tattooed on my hand. Gonna make it really hard to do makeup.1:35 PM Dec 15thfrom TwitterBerry
going to dinner after watching two hours of "man vs food." we're going to call this night "the massacre of spanish tapas & margaritas."7:55 PM Dec 10thfrom web
@aprillerose i love alcohol, for obvious reasons. i would never emerge from my shell if it ceased to exist.6:28 PM Dec 10thfrom web
@jasoncmiller stop having shows that i can't attend. let's work with my schedule jason HA! miss you.6:20 PM Dec 10thfrom web
dont text me pictures of your baby with food & slobber all over it's face. i'm trying to drink a beer without spitting it up. gross.6:00 PM Dec 10thfrom web
You can get away with a lot of shit if it looks like it's all you know how to do.11:18 PM Dec 9thfrom web
@giannaluisi you know where to find some! I have cases at my place. I'll trade you for your superior wine bottle opening skills.12:27 PM Dec 9thfrom TwitterBerry
Listening to Sum 41 on the way to work is going to ensure that my day is super gay.12:11 PM Dec 9thfrom TwitterBerry
i hate when people comment on pictures with "hey! i took that picture!" congratulations. do you want a fucking cookie for clicking a button?9:40 PM Dec 8thfrom web