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  1. @MichelleKupper aww, that's harsh. You know I love you in a totally platonic, non-sexual manner. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to MichelleKupper
  2. @MichelleKupper That's a messed up definition of love. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to MichelleKupper
  3. @citizen_coyote Yes. You have problems. Or your barista has problems. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to citizen_coyote
  4. I *think* all my christmas shopping is done. 9:15 AM Dec 20th from web
  5. We now have a christmas tree! and throat spray! 3:19 PM Dec 12th from web
  6. @Raeyn Why? has pregnancy made you like stupid books or something? 3:17 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to Raeyn
  7. @Raeyn I really liked the bastard-soldier-fantasy of the first half... but then it turned into sort of run of the mill epic-fantasy. 1:15 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to Raeyn
  8. @Raeyn Are the Black Company books after The White Rose any good? I really enjoyed the 1st half of book 1, but then it went down hill. 12:38 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to Raeyn
  9. @universitystar Have you seen this horrible attempt at cheating yet? http://austin.craigslist.org/wrg/1506428987.html 12:11 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to universitystar
  10. Someone at my university is trying to cheat. And they're doing a shitty job of it. http://austin.craigslist.org/wrg/1506428987.html 12:08 PM Dec 12th from web
  11. @Raeyn I'm reading it *because* of you, dweeb. You spoke highly of it. 6:14 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to Raeyn
  12. I've started reading The Black Company by Glen Cook. It's hilarious. 1:41 PM Dec 8th from web
  13. I think I hate twitter's retweet feature. 5:35 AM Dec 8th from web
  14. RT @universitystar: There's a dance/rave flash mob in The Quad. Lots of ppl came out, not so many dancing. Guess it's a "stand around in ... 5:29 AM Dec 8th from web
  15. @Templesmith I dare you to turn the sound on and watch the rest of the show. 9:34 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to Templesmith
  16. @Templesmith Out of all the silly things in that show, black dudes who know CPR is the last straw for you? REALLY? 9:20 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to Templesmith
  17. @Illdrinn Communism? 5:35 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to Illdrinn
  18. I need a vacation from my vacation. 10:10 AM Nov 28th from web
  19. @Yveva Nothing helps with Facebook. It's the devil. 7:39 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Yveva
  20. @TheException You're already in Baton Rouge? Damn. Were you speeding the whole way? 3:47 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to TheException