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  1. There's something about a diet soda that makes a mild hangover slightly better.
  2. @brandonlowe velvet or velour?
  3. @osJimAbbott Marky Ramone! Tell me everything.
  4. As a follow up to the Dorothy Parker quote: http://tinyurl.com/yajcjxf. It's funny because it's honest.
  5. @Andreawk, @MsDorothyParker just makes the whole day that much better.
  6. I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, After four I'm under my host. via @MsDorothyParker
  7. LOVE the new website, @bachfestivalwp! www.bachfestivalflorida.org
  8. @zacalfson "it's complicated", huh? You miss me, I know. #takebaczac
  9. Is the moon still full? It has been a crazy ass day @bachfestivalwp.
  10. I'm at the VA donating blood and listening to a bunch of vets bitch about the government. It takes all kinds.
  11. Downtown Orlando, I still love you.
  12. People are crazy. Be safe friends in downtown Orlando.
  13. Yesterday, I spent 2.5 hours @24hourfitness. Today, I feel amazing.
  14. If you're not going to Stadivari Quartet @BachFestivalWP, you better be going to poker @OrlandoShakes. Support the arts, will ya?
  15. If I had disposable income, the first thing I would blow money today would be a massage.
  16. Best idea ever: http://www.halloweencandybu...
  17. I want to move to San Francisco, meet the love of my life, live in intellectual bliss and never look back.
  18. Way to rally the troops, @zacalfson. I think they all agree we are not meant for each other. #takebackzac.
  19. My critique of Yankee Tavern @OrlandoShakes: THRILLING and hilarious. High five, friends.
  20. The kids sitting next to me @OrlandoShakes are too young to find Yankee Tavern funny. They are giving a ignorant intermission critique.