Sat Nov 21 00:16:09 +0000 20095905026241awoke in a panic today and, for 30 seconds, searched the house for my pet bird, which i'd neglected for weeks!
no, i don't have a pet bird.<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse1658821Erictheta_aquariiBoulder, Colorado160 (ascii) chars = 1280 bits. that's 2^1280 possibilities. can't tell if it's hopelessly too few or hopelessly too many.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/29863412/605599429_m_normal.jpgfalse921A1B1F6666662FC2EF252429181A1E63Tue Mar 20 18:51:10 +0000 20071-25200Mountain Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1258674567/images/themes/theme9/bg.giffalse937falsefalsefalsefalseMon Nov 16 16:39:19 +0000 20095769223216Obama says he doesn't tweet because his thumbs are too clumsy. Which is a polite way of saying he has a real job.webfalsefalse809760Tim SiedellbadbananaNebraska, USASometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/421418662/Bad_Banana_normal.jpghttp://badbanana.typepad.comfalse189357484c546e6e6ecf6519ffe5a8eeeeee208Sun Mar 04 05:57:43 +0000 2007750-21600Central Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/37772539/Pinstripe2.pngtrue11730falsefalsefalsetrueMon Nov 16 15:14:29 +0000 20095767138973A woman with Betsy Draper's parenting skills is on this plane. Maybe she'll fall asleep soon.<a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a>falsefalse3754891Brad FeldbfeldStarbuckshttp://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/230930579/brad-head_normal.jpghttp://www.feld.comfalse89789ae4e80000000000ffe0ff9287bc44349Sun Apr 08 02:55:22 +0000 20071-25200Mountain Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/48307714/photo.jpgtrue5073falsefalsefalsetrueSat Nov 14 20:26:17 +0000 20095717469694Heading to San Francisco. Gonna get us some Rice-A-Roni.<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse16543321Greg HoygreghoyboyPhiladelphiaI am a citizen of Philadelphia, and I run a web design studio called Happy Cog with @zeldmanhttp://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/276885821/n620520788_999099_7204_normal.jpghttp://www.happycog.com/about/hoy/false11160000003333330065b48cdea0BDDCAD253Wed Oct 01 12:54:21 +0000 200825-18000Eastern Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/3134731/iStock_000005039293Medium.jpgfalse3277falsefalsefalsefalseFri Nov 13 18:44:38 +0000 20095687287419I made an Open Sourced list of places Nasa has found water: Earth, Moon, Mars. #creativecommons<a href="http://www.hootsuite.com" rel="nofollow">HootSuite</a>falsefalse2349251Eric NakagawaericnakagawaLA / Honolulu / TokyoTL;DRhttp://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/428877630/eric-ahah_normal.jpghttp://www.ericnakagawa.comfalse706ede59c000000d96830c7c7bdc4c4c4204Mon Mar 26 20:02:27 +0000 200712-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/4512260/ds_eric_144x144.pngtrue2451falsefalsefalsetrueFri Nov 13 01:37:18 +0000 20095666802989my new mantra when flying - "i am luggage" - very satisfying.<a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a>falsefalse3754891Brad FeldbfeldStarbuckshttp://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/230930579/brad-head_normal.jpghttp://www.feld.comfalse89349ae4e80000000000ffe0ff9287bc44349Sun Apr 08 02:55:22 +0000 20071-25200Mountain Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/48307714/photo.jpgtrue5035falsefalseWed Nov 11 09:04:03 +0000 20095614403507I have a feeling that the way to "win" Fishville is not to play.<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse756129John LillyjohnolillyiPhone: 36.617588,-121.903168CEO of Mozilla, among other things.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/151608306/johnTwitter_normal.jpghttp://john.jubjubs.netfalse2130EDECE9634047088253E3E2DED3D2CF175Wed Feb 07 16:43:53 +0000 20078-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1256778767/images/themes/theme3/bg.giffalse2900falsefalsefalsefalseTue Nov 10 04:57:03 +0000 20095580782010Time flies when you're paying by the hour.webfalsefalse809760Tim SiedellbadbananaNebraska, USASometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/421418662/Bad_Banana_normal.jpghttp://badbanana.typepad.comfalse179831484c546e6e6ecf6519ffe5a8eeeeee207Sun Mar 04 05:57:43 +0000 2007749-21600Central Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/37772539/Pinstripe2.pngtrue11720falsefalsefalsetrueSun Nov 08 04:30:49 +0000 20095524239642I AM A GIANT. Your small country is scared of me, but I come in peace.<a href="http://www.nambu.com" rel="nofollow">Nambu</a>falsefalse1023611Joe Hildebrandhildjj39°271′0″N 104°359′0″WCTO of Jabber, Inc.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/64785777/eye_100_normal.jpghttp://arch.jabber.com/false328D7DDD95C6765121212AE9CA2BCBBBB123Mon Mar 12 16:34:27 +0000 200745-25200Mountain Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1257465343/images/themes/theme1/bg.pngfalse1658falsefalsefalsetrueFri Nov 06 13:36:03 +0000 20095478398293I had to check my A-game because it was too big to fit in the overhead bin or under the seat in front of me. Hey-O!<a href="http://birdhouseapp.com" rel="nofollow">Birdhouse</a>falsefalse586Chris SaccasaccaSan Francisco and Truckee, CAI am a Twitter investor and advisor. I just finished bicycling across the country and am thinking about my next adventure...http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/404213626/ls_9773_chrisoutside_normal.jpghttp://www.whatisleft.orgfalse1203527ffffff0000000000ffFFFFFFFFFFFF575Thu Jul 13 09:05:49 +0000 20062131-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/4758663/IMG_0162.JPGfalse6253falsetruefalsefalseFri Nov 06 04:28:19 +0000 20095470537058What makes a great city? people. What makes a great community? people. What makes a great startup? money. Kidding! people. people. people.<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse5469512Micah BaldwinmicahBoulder, COwant my contact info? txt micah to 50500. started #followfriday. I speak a lot. Sometimes in front of people. Janitor at a new startup.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/517885865/micah_robin_normal.jpghttp://learntoduck.comfalse7680709397333333FF3300A0C5C786A4A6708Tue Apr 24 16:18:35 +0000 2007179-25200Mountain Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1258570280/images/themes/theme6/bg.giffalse20726falsefalsefalsefalseThu Nov 05 03:04:12 +0000 20095439390837Rooting for the Yankees because I love a good riches-to-riches story.webfalsefalse809760Tim SiedellbadbananaNebraska, USASometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/421418662/Bad_Banana_normal.jpghttp://badbanana.typepad.comfalse196007484c546e6e6ecf6519ffe5a8eeeeee208Sun Mar 04 05:57:43 +0000 2007752-21600Central Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/37772539/Pinstripe2.pngtrue11738falsefalsefalsetrueTue Nov 03 18:37:46 +0000 20095398230310A conference call is like a bus ride. I want it to end as quickly as possible, preferably with nobody talking to me.webfalsefalse809760Tim SiedellbadbananaNebraska, USASometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/421418662/Bad_Banana_normal.jpghttp://badbanana.typepad.comfalse179831484c546e6e6ecf6519ffe5a8eeeeee207Sun Mar 04 05:57:43 +0000 2007749-21600Central Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/37772539/Pinstripe2.pngtrue11720falsefalsefalsetrueSat Oct 31 13:23:43 +0000 20095313380267embarrassing: everyone else in the airport also dressed up as tourists for Halloween. #halloween #justlikepromnight<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse12741Dan RubindanrubinAlways moving.designer, singer, photographer, philosopher, polymath in training; improving the world through design. also, half-English by birth.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/515611351/twitter-rubin-happywebbies-200px_normal.pnghttp://superfluouslife.org/false7001ebab35323232f1a027eeeeeeeeeeee337Thu Nov 16 19:06:06 +0000 2006246-18000Eastern Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/49851526/twitter-bg-happywebby.pngtrue10899falsefalsefalsefalseThu Oct 29 18:16:01 +0000 20095265265471iPhone wedding cake: http://j.mp/1SOH80
Made by Charm City Cakes, aka Food Networks Ace of Cakes.<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse56439852First & 201stand20Because you can tell a lot about a person by the apps on their Home screen.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/395003201/apple-touch-icon_normal.pnghttp://www.firstand20.comfalse6960000006161610088ff1f1f1f00000031Mon Jul 13 17:48:43 +0000 200939-18000Quitohttp://s.twimg.com/a/1257899144/images/themes/theme1/bg.pngfalse298falsefalsefalsefalseThu Oct 29 17:05:01 +0000 20095263617375we just accidentally DOS'd wordpress.com. win! (or fail?)webfalsefalse15876737Scott PoradscottporadSeattle, WACTO for Cheezburger Network -- I Can Has Cheezburger?, Failblog.org and more...http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/58474218/a545469291_443918_4159_normal.jpghttp://scottporad.comfalse16949ae4e80000000000ffe0ff9287bc44450Sat Aug 16 21:22:10 +0000 2008199-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1257878623/images/themes/theme1/bg.pngfalse1751falsefalsefalsefalseWed Oct 28 16:26:54 +0000 20095234172093(607): You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with mewebfalsefalse21506437TXTS FROM LAST NIGHTTFLNanywhere with cell serviceremember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/233780327/olivtwitter_normal.jpghttp://textsfromlastnight.com/false1305310000004f4f4ffa56590a0a0affffff1592Sat Feb 21 18:40:41 +0000 20091-18000Eastern Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/14949408/twitters_1.jpgfalse732falsefalsefalsetrueTue Oct 27 21:56:36 +0000 20095212213896Make use of ellipses and question marks in headlines to entice readers, e.g. "Family of four... found dead?"webfalsefalse83883736Fake AP StylebookFakeAPStylebookStyle tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot comhttp://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/486242668/ap-interro_normal.jpgfalse49507EBEBEB333333990000F3F3F3DFDFDF19Tue Oct 20 17:06:49 +0000 20090-21600Central Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/47626304/fakeapbg__1_.giffalse376falsefalsefalsetrueMon Oct 26 22:10:21 +0000 20095184357605The “opt-out” public health care plan will allow red states to cut off their noses to spite their faces and not have the procedure covered.<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse33423John GrubergruberPhiladelphiaRaconteur.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/115254542/gruber-sxsw-final_normal.pnghttp://daringfireball.netfalse336065D5D5D0000002626C3dddddd5d5d5d360Fri Dec 01 02:52:40 +0000 20065276-18000Eastern Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/3150433/Rumsfeld__Kissinger__Nixon_at_1974_NATO_meeting.jpgfalse6198falsefalsefalsefalseSun Oct 25 01:21:57 +0000 20095136409172Holy crap!!! We did it!!! We blew the world record away!!! More than 4000 zombies this year! #zombiecrawl<a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a>falsefalse8273Daniel NewmandannynewmanDenver / Boulder (+SF, +NYC)I make mobile stuff!http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/14266722/danny_normal.jpghttp://www.dannynewman.comfalse17229ae4e80000000000ffe0ff9287bc44460Wed Oct 11 01:49:26 +0000 20062-25200Mountain Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1257373835/images/themes/theme1/bg.pngfalse3494falsefalsefalsefalse