Fri Nov 06 13:36:03 +0000 20095478398293I had to check my A-game because it was too big to fit in the overhead bin or under the seat in front of me. Hey-O!<a href="http://birdhouseapp.com" rel="nofollow">Birdhouse</a>falsefalse586Chris SaccasaccaSan Francisco and Truckee, CAI am a Twitter investor and advisor. I just finished bicycling across the country and am thinking about my next adventure...http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/404213626/ls_9773_chrisoutside_normal.jpghttp://www.whatisleft.orgfalse1172027ffffff0000000000ffFFFFFFFFFFFF584Thu Jul 13 09:05:49 +0000 20062060-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/4758663/IMG_0162.JPGfalse5991falsefalsefalsefalseFri Nov 06 04:28:19 +0000 20095470537058What makes a great city? people. What makes a great community? people. What makes a great startup? money. Kidding! people. people. people.<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse5469512Micah BaldwinmicahBoulder, COwant my contact info? txt micah to 50500. started #followfriday. I speak a lot. Sometimes in front of people. Janitor at a new startup.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/474664385/micah_normal.jpghttp://learntoduck.comfalse7539709397333333FF3300A0C5C786A4A6690Tue Apr 24 16:18:35 +0000 2007175-25200Mountain Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1257465343/images/themes/theme6/bg.giffalse20543falsefalsefalsefalseThu Nov 05 03:04:12 +0000 20095439390837Rooting for the Yankees because I love a good riches-to-riches story.webfalsefalse809760Tim SiedellbadbananaNebraska, USASometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/421418662/Bad_Banana_normal.jpghttp://badbanana.typepad.comfalse157906484c546e6e6ecf6519ffe5a8eeeeee205Sun Mar 04 05:57:43 +0000 2007732-21600Central Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/37772539/Pinstripe2.pngtrue11691falsefalseTue Nov 03 18:37:46 +0000 20095398230310A conference call is like a bus ride. I want it to end as quickly as possible, preferably with nobody talking to me.webfalsefalse809760Tim SiedellbadbananaNebraska, USASometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/421418662/Bad_Banana_normal.jpghttp://badbanana.typepad.comfalse153816484c546e6e6ecf6519ffe5a8eeeeee204Sun Mar 04 05:57:43 +0000 2007730-21600Central Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/37772539/Pinstripe2.pngtrue11684falsefalseSat Oct 31 13:23:43 +0000 20095313380267embarrassing: everyone else in the airport also dressed up as tourists for Halloween. #halloween #justlikepromnight<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse12741Dan RubindanrubinAlways moving.designer, singer, photographer, philosopher, polymath in training; improving the world through design. also, half-English by birth - http://pinkforoctober.org/http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/443411656/twitter-rubin-pinkforoctober-300px_normal.pnghttp://superfluouslife.org/false6816fbaad3323232fda5d5EEEEEEEEEEEE331Thu Nov 16 19:06:06 +0000 2006239-18000Eastern Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/41137263/twitter-bg-pinkforoctober2009.pngtrue10702falsefalsefalsefalseThu Oct 29 18:16:01 +0000 20095265265471iPhone wedding cake: http://j.mp/1SOH80
Made by Charm City Cakes, aka Food Networks Ace of Cakes.<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse56439852First & 201stand20Because you can tell a lot about a person by the apps on their Home screen.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/395003201/apple-touch-icon_normal.pnghttp://www.firstand20.comfalse6080000006161610088ff1f1f1f00000027Mon Jul 13 17:48:43 +0000 200939-18000Quitohttp://s.twimg.com/a/1256778767/images/themes/theme1/bg.pngfalse229falsefalsefalsefalseThu Oct 29 17:05:01 +0000 20095263617375we just accidentally DOS'd wordpress.com. win! (or fail?)webfalsefalse15876737Scott PoradscottporadSeattle, WACTO for Cheezburger Network -- I Can Has Cheezburger?, Failblog.org and more...http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/58474218/a545469291_443918_4159_normal.jpghttp://scottporad.comfalse15399ae4e80000000000ffe0ff9287bc44439Sat Aug 16 21:22:10 +0000 2008195-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1256778767/images/themes/theme1/bg.pngfalse1639falsefalsefalsetrueWed Oct 28 16:26:54 +0000 20095234172093(607): You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with mewebfalsefalse21506437TXTS FROM LAST NIGHTTFLNanywhere with cell serviceremember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/233780327/olivtwitter_normal.jpghttp://textsfromlastnight.com/false1247930000004f4f4ffa56590a0a0affffff1597Sat Feb 21 18:40:41 +0000 20091-18000Eastern Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/14949408/twitters_1.jpgfalse713falsefalseTue Oct 27 21:56:36 +0000 20095212213896Make use of ellipses and question marks in headlines to entice readers, e.g. "Family of four... found dead?"webfalsefalse83883736Fake AP StylebookFakeAPStylebookStyle tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot comhttp://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/486242668/ap-interro_normal.jpgfalse27416EBEBEB333333990000F3F3F3DFDFDF1Tue Oct 20 17:06:49 +0000 20091-21600Central Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/47626304/fakeapbg__1_.giffalse217falsefalseMon Oct 26 22:10:21 +0000 20095184357605The “opt-out” public health care plan will allow red states to cut off their noses to spite their faces and not have the procedure covered.<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse33423John GrubergruberPhiladelphiaRaconteur.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/115254542/gruber-sxsw-final_normal.pnghttp://daringfireball.netfalse340445D5D5D0000002626C3dddddd5d5d5d353Fri Dec 01 02:52:40 +0000 20065107-18000Eastern Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/3150433/Rumsfeld__Kissinger__Nixon_at_1974_NATO_meeting.jpgfalse5910falsefalsefalsefalseSun Oct 25 01:21:57 +0000 20095136409172Holy crap!!! We did it!!! We blew the world record away!!! More than 4000 zombies this year! #zombiecrawl<a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a>falsefalse8273Daniel NewmandannynewmanDenver / Boulder (+SF, +NYC)I make mobile stuff!http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/14266722/danny_normal.jpghttp://www.dannynewman.comfalse17229ae4e80000000000ffe0ff9287bc44460Wed Oct 11 01:49:26 +0000 20062-25200Mountain Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1257373835/images/themes/theme1/bg.pngfalse3494falsefalsefalsefalseWed Oct 21 13:18:23 +0000 20095043697956Dear America: Please a) start using the metric system, b) adopt military time instead of AM/PM madness. Thanks, Benwebfalsefalse46223Ben CasnochabencasnochaSan Francisco, CAEntrepreneur & Authorhttp://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/89325590/tsphoto_site_twitter_normal.gifhttp://ben.casnocha.comfalse36380099B93C39400099B995E8EC5ED4DC239Wed Dec 06 19:10:22 +0000 20061-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1257210731/images/themes/theme4/bg.giffalse1922falsefalsefalsefalseTue Oct 20 17:53:54 +0000 20095023714862"You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."webfalsefalse62581962JustinshitmydadsaysI'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he sayshttp://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/362705903/dad_normal.jpgfalse6741879AE4E83333330084B4DDFFCCBDDCAD1Mon Aug 03 18:20:34 +0000 20090-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1257210731/images/themes/theme16/bg.giffalse69falsefalsefalsetrueTue Oct 20 04:06:08 +0000 20095010468912I'd watch C-SPAN more if Congress wore throwback uniforms every once in a while.webfalsefalse809760Tim SiedellbadbananaNebraska, USASometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/421418662/Bad_Banana_normal.jpghttp://badbanana.typepad.comfalse151969484c546e6e6ecf6519ffe5a8eeeeee204Sun Mar 04 05:57:43 +0000 2007730-21600Central Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/37772539/Pinstripe2.pngtrue11682falsefalsefalsefalseTue Oct 20 00:21:53 +0000 20095005058641look, i get that as a cabbie you're not fired up about taking a credit card. but if you have it, i'm entitled to use it w/o taking guff.<a href="http://www.seesmic.com/" rel="nofollow">Seesmic</a>falsefalse143883steve o'gradysogradyPortland, MEanalyst and co-founder of RedMonk. if you see someone at a tech conference wearing a Red Sox hat, chances are good that's me.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/222274303/photo_normal.jpghttp://redmonk.com/sogradyfalse17599ae4e80000000000ffe0ff9287bc44225Fri Dec 22 01:53:11 +0000 200622-18000Eastern Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/3500444/sun_on_surf_small.jpgtrue8365falsefalsefalsefalseMon Oct 19 19:21:27 +0000 20094998289920Yes. RT @bokardo: can I blame Twitter for my tendency to treat my email inbox as a stream of things passing by?<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse3382Hiten ShahhnshahÜT: 37.834192,-122.296082CEO / Co-Founder of @KISSmetrics. Previously started @crazyegg and @acs. Passionate about helping other entrepreneurs and startup people.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/453341951/profile_pic_friendfeed-1_normal.pnghttp://bit.ly/hitenfalse7988131516333333009999efefefeeeeee4655Sat Jul 29 09:04:30 +0000 2006209-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/42664596/637.pngtrue3824falsefalsefalsefalseMon Oct 19 04:45:40 +0000 20094983674441two ways to guage the low level of average human intelligence: look at any jury pool or watch people board a commercial flight.<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse12741Dan RubindanrubinAlways moving.designer, singer, photographer, philosopher, polymath in training; improving the world through design. also, half-English by birth.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/502104905/twitter-rubin-300px_normal.pnghttp://superfluouslife.org/false6837ebab35323232f1a027eeeeeeeeeeee331Thu Nov 16 19:06:06 +0000 2006239-18000Eastern Time (US & Canada)http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/49851526/twitter-bg-happywebby.pngtrue10727falsefalsefalsefalseMon Oct 19 03:56:43 +0000 20094982860568Since it's mainly dying media companies that resort to interstitials, one way to tell the world you're dying is to use them.webfalsefalse817288Gabe RiveragaberiveraSan FranciscoSometimes I say what I mean. Sometimes I say the opposite.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/102840411/Picture_10_normal.pnghttp://techmeme.com/false7828C6E2EE663B121F98C7DAECF4C6E2EE961Wed Mar 07 06:23:51 +0000 20070-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/11906737/Lion_Eating_Meat_Small.jpgtrue1384falsefalsefalsefalseSat Oct 17 18:52:20 +0000 20094948329884Can hashtags as punchlines please stop now? They were never cool :)<a href="http://www.atebits.com/" rel="nofollow">Tweetie</a>falsefalse14062332Ben BleikampbleikampSan Francisco, CADecided to give the whole internet thing a try. So far, so good.http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/95658349/Picture_4_normal.pnghttp://www.bleikamp.comfalse1551C0DEED3333330084B4DDEEF6C0DEED78Fri Feb 29 22:16:46 +0000 20084-28800Pacific Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1256928834/images/themes/theme1/bg.pngfalse4253falsefalsefalsefalseFri Oct 16 15:59:30 +0000 20094918938772Ever wondered how BustedTees are made: http://www.twitpic.com/lqss3 (It's nothing like this.)webfalsefalse17836026Amir BLOOMsaucejakeandamirNew YorkChill Dudehttp://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/66203749/twit_normal.jpghttp://www.jakeandamir.comfalse420969ae4e80000000000ffe0ff9287bc4417Wed Dec 03 13:32:10 +0000 20081-18000Eastern Time (US & Canada)http://s.twimg.com/a/1256778767/images/themes/theme1/bg.pngfalse324falsefalsefalsetrue