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DevenGreen

@willambelli Do designer gowns have labels? LOL about 9 hours ago via web in reply to willambelli
I know that @AlecMapa is going to have a great show tonite. FACT. 7:50 PM Jun 2nd via web
Deven @ Flappers Lounge 8-10pm tonight. You talk, I play, we melt. 1st & Magnolia - Burbank 1:46 PM Jun 1st via web
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I can stay on my knees a very long time - it's a big part of fashion. DevenGreen.com 8:25 AM Jun 1st via web
Welcome to My ANIMATED Home: youtube.com/watch?v=GXwtxh… 5:43 PM May 31st via web
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@sababamama en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Blue 8:24 AM May 31st via web in reply to sababamama
@sababamama Actually I'm more in line with Betty Blue :) 8:20 AM May 31st via web in reply to sababamama
@sababamama Jesse why would I stop now? lol 8:05 AM May 31st via web in reply to sababamama
Oh there is a hole in your head! DevenGreen.com 8:00 AM May 31st via web
This will hurt more because you deserve it - now tell me what you did again. DevenGreen.com 9:32 AM May 30th via web
An ounce in the hand is worth a pound of ass. devenGreen.com 8:38 AM May 29th via web
@AppallingTrash Skott is the winner with mahogany! 10:00 AM May 28th via web in reply to AppallingTrash
BettyBowers On this Memorial Day, remember that car decals proudly proclaiming "support" of troops are about you, not them. twitter.com/BettyBowers/st… 9:25 AM May 28th via web Retweeted by DevenGreen and 19 others
I will polish wood today so I don't catch veneer-eal disease. devenGreen.com 8:34 AM May 28th via web

Name DevenGreen
Location Los Angeles, California
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Bio Well Hello...hookers! Deven is the nefarious creator of the oft-quoted Welcome To My Home parodies and is America's Best Christian - Betty Bowers.