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  1. If you're writing SQL and are tempted to ORDER BY column ordinal position, that's Software Satan at work. Rebuke him and be healed!
  2. I'm analyzing a 2668-line main() method in some old Java code. That explains the mysterious aneurysm I'll have in about 15 years.
  3. C-SPAN should display a floating campaign contribution chart above each Senator's head to help us identify their pimps.
  4. PatriotCare, or: What if Republicans Were Running Health Care Reform? (Blog Post) http://bit.ly/F5JcH
  5. I am angry that my kids did not get to hear the President's talk at school today.
  6. #rememberwhen Breaking news was actually breaking news?
  7. Eugene Robinson: "We didn't elect Obama to be an expedient president. We elected him to be a great one." http://tr.im/wEYW #hcr
  8. My 8-year-old daughter has informed me that when she gets a summer job, it will be "solving mysteries."
  9. When did it become acceptable for people to constantly interrupt and talk over each other in meetings?
  10. Created a website for my songs and music arrangements... http://www.devdogmusic.com
  11. Just got back from the pool with the fam... what a gorgeous day!
  12. "The name's Bond. Sheldon Bond." #1stdraftmovielines
  13. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a well-timed fart." #1stdraftmovielines
  14. "I'm taking an awful risk, Vader. This erection had better not last more than 4 hours." #1stdraftmovielines
  15. Sorry y'all... I accidentally tweeted that "I love you" message instead of texting it to my wife. Could have been worse I guess. :)
  16. Screw #FollowFriday, here's #FollowFourth ... @mindykaling, @michaelianblack, and @robcorddry make me laugh every day.
  17. Happy 233rd Birthday, U.S.A! I love this big, beautiful, promising, open, free country... warts and all!
  18. Can't wait to see Daybreakers, Ethan Hawke and vampires notwithstanding. Trailer: http://bit.ly/5rIp
  19. "Do the Right Thing" came out 20 years ago this week. Reflections on the infamous ending at http://www.devonbiere.com
  20. Facebook pees down its leg more often than any web app I've ever used, including Twitter.