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deucexmachina

  1. Join the 1st global giveaway sponsored by firmoo. I just got firmoo.com/eyeglasses-p-1… free. via @firmoo
  2. @gicknottlieb happy birthday foetus. maybe this year you'll learn how to spell your own name.
  3. @gicknottlieb i'm so glad you brought him into this. it's not easy being trapped in the closet.
  4. @gicknottlieb you are a #gayfish? i had always suspected it, crazy eyes.
  5. @gicknottlieb i respectfully disagree. what a creep. twitter.com/deucexmachina/…
  6. @gicknottlieb i'm sorry. you totally have crazy eyes.
  7. @gicknottlieb correction: #thelongeryoustaytheeasiertheyget
  8. @gicknottlieb i think it's time for you to make a serious attempt at a dartmouth decade.
  9. @gicknottlieb #thosearentrugburns
  10. @gicknottlieb i suppose you are the expert.
  11. @gicknottlieb hey, how are those carpet burns doing?
  12. @gicknottlieb @srcurrey haha, wait, you two are friends?
  13. @gicknottlieb you smell like satan's uterus.
  14. #@gicknottlieb made me do it. Fuck. I seem to have misunderstood the pound sign.