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When asked why there was only one set of footprints, Jesus replied, "It was then that I unfollowed you."
11:09 AM Jun 2nd
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This is what happens when you leave your apartment.
12:48 PM Jun 2nd
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@ Well it's still bright at 20.30 which is lovely — but you're in my favourite place in the world, and I'm in my second-favourite.
11:35 AM Jun 2nd
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in reply to drab_makyo
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@ God, but I am so ridiculously jealous right now you have no idea.
11:31 AM Jun 2nd
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in reply to drab_makyo
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Clear out east, storm out west:
11:28 AM Jun 2nd
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While I was trying a chord progression on my ukulele my 21-month-old again said "noise." The tone was approving.
9:16 AM Jun 2nd
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Alternatively: Berlin-Alexanderplatz. Where you can wait in line behind an Oompa-Loompa colored Jersey Shore reject buying €150 in WWE DVDs.
9:15 AM Jun 2nd
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Berlin-Alexanderplatz. Because "the Soviet Union didn't really work out" is just, like, your opinion, man.
9:03 AM Jun 2nd
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@ I think... I think I saw a duck once... And it was... a lovely... thing... Go now and spread the word... 'ducks'... *perishes*
11:57 PM Jun 1st
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Guy wants species data :( I fear to go into those tables. The SQL delves too greedily and too deep. I know what it awoke in the database...
11:37 PM Jun 1st
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@ From a friend's trip to China, I guess. I had one of Medicinal Centipede's first albums.
12:41 PM Jun 1st
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The question is, "how to bike Berlin?," and the answer is: half-drunk and flat-out.
11:24 AM Jun 1st
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a) Why do I have an E-mail with the subject line "FWD: sheep dick" and b) Why is it from my mom?
11:23 AM Jun 1st
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@ Into the penalty box you go.
5:36 AM Jun 1st
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Fictional coffee: "EeeeeeEEE!!! 8D" Real-life coffee: "I hate the world, and everything in it, marginally less."
1:58 AM Jun 1st
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12:33 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to SaberhagenGryph
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Biking. Cold. Rain. Wind. Traffic. Every word out of my mouth that doesn't rhyme with "ducking" or "hunt" is just incoherent growling.
12:13 AM Jun 1st
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On a scale of 1 to rustled, my jimmies are definitely somewhere around a 7 or 8.
11:48 PM May 31st
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@ Yeah -- 16GB has been enough, but I mostly have apps, not media. Looking forward to the 6/20 MSFT event though.
3:07 PM May 31st
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in reply to Dragoneer
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@ The 900 is seriously nice kit! But I have small hands :( The Lumia 800, OTOH, is probably the best phone I've ever owned <3
2:56 PM May 31st
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in reply to Dragoneer
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- Name Alex Osaki||Klisoura
- Location Berlin, Berlin, DE
- Web http://www.collie.su
- Bio Furry writer thing, technophile, geek of all trades.
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