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detweiler

  1. I don't know who this band is, but their bassist is wearing a Tragedy shirt, so I guess they're cool. twitter.com/detweiler/stat… 9:08 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  2. Here's the deal: I will do this website for you if you stop calling it a portal. 8:58 AM Jun 2nd via web
  3. @JessMizaur lololol that place is a parody of itself. Fred Armisen couldn't have done better. 8:56 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to JessMizaur
  4. It really is amazing that I'm still alive at this point. 12:38 PM Jun 1st via web
  5. Just remembering when my mom let me roadtrip with two friends to Denver to go to Warped Tour at 16. What a horribly irresponsible mother. 12:37 PM Jun 1st via web
  6. In his defense, the guy's face was delicious. 7:17 AM Jun 1st via web
  7. Where can I get some of those good face-eating drugs? 7:15 AM Jun 1st via web
  8. Brian Detweiler: Spiller of Drinks. 11:17 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  9. Yay! Surprise development environment outage! All night! Well, since tomorrow's already fucked, I guess I'll go see @tommygabel /Against Me! 3:49 PM May 31st via web
  10. @tommygabel @skyroadfly Yeaahhh buddy! New songs pls! 2:00 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to tommygabel
  11. If someone brings me a pack of gum I will love them forever. LOLJK not you, Ashley. You're fucking crazy! Get over me already! 1:58 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  12. Hell is a Hot Pocket straight out of the microwave when you're starving. "OH GOD, THE CHEESE! IT BURNS!" 1:48 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  13. Whenever I hear someone who stutters, I want to jump in and say, "RRREEMIX!" 9:01 AM May 29th via web
  14. groupon.com/deals/gg-liqui… Would be super useful at the water park. 9:59 AM May 28th via web
  15. @MixtapesOhio i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/… Feels good, man. 9:44 AM May 28th via web in reply to MixtapesOhio
  16. @OMGitsLexi @badsandwich I'm thinking TLA should do a soundtrack for a Lexi movie. Then I can masturbate to both at the same time. 5:00 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to OMGitsLexi
  17. If I see a dude in flip flops playing acoustic guitar, I hate it before I've even heard it. 8:37 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  18. At first I was like, #fml, but then I was like, #yolo. lol! 7:34 AM May 25th via web
  19. @sublime_bleh Aren't you a doll. Xoxo 2:52 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to sublime_bleh