detweiler
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I don't know who this band is, but their bassist is wearing a Tragedy shirt, so I guess they're cool.
9:08 PM Jun 2nd
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It's not whether you win or lose, but how hard you laugh at Iowa
9:38 AM Jun 2nd
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Here's the deal: I will do this website for you if you stop calling it a portal.
8:58 AM Jun 2nd
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@ lololol that place is a parody of itself. Fred Armisen couldn't have done better.
8:56 AM Jun 2nd
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in reply to JessMizaur
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It really is amazing that I'm still alive at this point.
12:38 PM Jun 1st
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Just remembering when my mom let me roadtrip with two friends to Denver to go to Warped Tour at 16. What a horribly irresponsible mother.
12:37 PM Jun 1st
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In his defense, the guy's face was delicious.
7:17 AM Jun 1st
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Where can I get some of those good face-eating drugs?
7:15 AM Jun 1st
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Brian Detweiler: Spiller of Drinks.
11:17 PM May 31st
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Yay! Surprise development environment outage! All night! Well, since tomorrow's already fucked, I guess I'll go see @ /Against Me!
3:49 PM May 31st
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@ @ Yeaahhh buddy! New songs pls!
2:00 PM May 30th
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in reply to tommygabel
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If someone brings me a pack of gum I will love them forever. LOLJK not you, Ashley. You're fucking crazy! Get over me already!
1:58 PM May 30th
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Hell is a Hot Pocket straight out of the microwave when you're starving. "OH GOD, THE CHEESE! IT BURNS!"
1:48 PM May 30th
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Whenever I hear someone who stutters, I want to jump in and say, "RRREEMIX!"
9:01 AM May 29th
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Would be super useful at the water park.
9:59 AM May 28th
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@ Feels good, man.
9:44 AM May 28th
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@ @ I'm thinking TLA should do a soundtrack for a Lexi movie. Then I can masturbate to both at the same time.
5:00 PM May 27th
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in reply to OMGitsLexi
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If I see a dude in flip flops playing acoustic guitar, I hate it before I've even heard it.
8:37 PM May 25th
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At first I was like, , but then I was like, . lol!
7:34 AM May 25th
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@ Aren't you a doll. Xoxo
2:52 PM May 24th
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in reply to sublime_bleh
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- Name Detweiler, Brian
- Location Omaha, NE
- Bio If the ocean was whiskey, and I was a duck, I'd dive to the bottom and never come up.
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