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@vmg2 i hate you, too.about 14 hours ago from web in reply to vmg2
@IDMPhoto I hate you.about 16 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to IDMPhoto
Few things are funnier and more frustrating than watching your bus drive by from half a block away. #tweetinginlatetoworkabout 18 hours ago from TwitterFon
@jengates there's an easy way to ensure no speeding tix...11:34 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to jengates
@jeffcohen I used to love reading posts about improving fuel economy just because "YMMV" made sense and was applicable.7:21 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon in reply to jeffcohen
@surfsandbec There's a concert tonight in Awesometown, I'm opening and you're the headliner. #awesomeupdater5:29 AM Jul 9th from Awesome Updater
i think my brain may be melting.7:34 PM Jul 8th from web
Waiting for a bus in the rain is so much fun.4:10 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
sometimes, I hate the internet.9:19 AM Jul 7th from web
today my plan is to find bugs when not in meetings. Wish me luck!7:24 AM Jul 7th from web
Contrary to Sarah's desire, my cat doesn't like wearing hats. Even cute ones.10:25 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon
@harper I am currently going about 2mph. Fucking cubs.4:07 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon in reply to harper
Seriously. Can we add cubs fan free busses? This shit is insane.3:59 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon
@skaw I would fear for my safety!1:16 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to skaw
I could really use a nap right about now.12:33 PM Jul 6th from web
In the middle of an unplanned 3 mile walk.7:06 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
oh, drunkards... why are you in my garage? ha.3:11 PM Jul 3rd from web
@polarizeme I'm sure the hat has little effect. You'll still look like an asshole. :P2:35 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon in reply to polarizeme
For the record: I fucking HATE cubs fans.11:14 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
Headed to 3rd meal with friend in the past day. I could get used to this.10:48 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon

Name Dylan Richard
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