Get short, timely messages from Kristi Reynolds.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @deswarner.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow deswarner to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

deswarner

  1. cartoon network: Promote wider acceptance and put a stop to homosexual erasure. change.org/petitions/cart… via @change
  2. "Penultimate" means "second to last"; it's not just a fancy way of saying "ultimate". So stop it.
  3. Phar and I are downsizing the ol' toy collection, and passing the savings (?) on to you! http://tinyurl.com/3hayh5p
  4. Not to mention, it helps pass the time until I can see the doc about what the hell is wrong with my foot.
  5. Spent the evening sketching nameless Warners to scratch a "character design" itch. Don't know if I should be doing that or not, but oh well!
  6. Ooo, kitty is in Super RunRunRun Mode. Time to give chase!
  7. Phar just got an electric toothbrush on his dentist's recommendation, and now we share it (using different heads, silly). I feel so fresh!
  8. @aatheus Hooves don't sweat, you silly taur man.
  9. @TimmoWarner I hear it's highly abrasive.
  10. I can't believe I just got a dental appointment for 2:30 on Monday. TOOTH-HURTY, HURR HURRR
  11. I'd like to apologize to anyone who's made mentions of me here and didn't get a reply. I only just noticed that "Mentions" tab up there. =B
  12. Phar's grandparents paid for us to see Weird Al in Perth last night, as a birthday gift to him. Soooooo GOOD!
  13. @TimmoWarner Gee, Hoth sure is nice this time of year, huh? *runs*
  14. "(...) Because he is flamingly gay and wants YOUR ass." @TDot_Babs But I'm a girl. =c
  15. I think I could just make a meal out of good bread and a few dashes of olive oil. Nmnmnmnm.
  16. Dear Baby Boomers: Why does being asked "How was the movie?" provoke a play-by-play description of the entire film?
  17. "(...) a drawing of Captain O. G. Readmore fucking a first edition "War And Peace"." @2_gryphon Have you asked anyone for this yet? =O
  18. I'm going into cardiac arrest because of a Pokémon based on a god damn JUMPING SPIDER: http://tinyurl.com/4bms83c FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GIVE IT
  19. Well, I haven't really tried "avoiding burnout" before, so let's try that. Second day in a row I've finished my list, I'd hate to spoil it!