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  1. worst decisions of the decade: going for it on 4th and 2, invading iraq.
  2. is it against the law to put funny jokes on popsicle sticks? or am i just not the target audience..
  3. @mattapoisett5 congratulations woo
  4. @aaforse haha we definitely need more jadakiss in shopping malls
  5. thought i had a stain on my work shirt but it was really just batman's fist on my under shirt
  6. so dreaming about pirate voyages is just a fringe benefit...
  7. "the function of REM sleep is physiological. the brain is warming its circuits, anticipating the sights and sounds and emotions of waking."
  8. the problem with dual monitors at work is that sometimes i try to move my mouse to stuff i have pinned on the wall of my cube
  9. i wonder if 50-cent has any idea that 1 g-unit is equal to 98,066.5 centigal's
  10. my gift to the world this morning, you are all welcome. http://twitpic.com/p47av
  11. we have a vp at work who refers to himself as "le grand fromage" which, as i'm sure you'll understand, makes me want to jump out of a window
  12. "either that wallpaper goes, or I go." Oscar Wilde's last words
  13. i may or may not have participated in a lego building contest in 1989 at the concord public library recreating the berlin wall coming down
  14. The drug substance precursor is a solid polystyrene resin functionalized with dibutyl tin meta-benzylguanidine. DUH!
  15. picked up modern warfare 2.. will be staring at it for 4 hours till work ends #geektorture
  16. must have these, thousands upon thousands of these http://bit.ly/1sERy0
  17. "the G.O.P. has been taken over by the people it used to exploit." krugman distills what everyone* is thinking. (*everyone with a brain)
  18. "I'll kill your f#%ck'n dog for fun, so don't push me." Natalie Portman circa 2007
  19. health care passed, ted k would be proud.
  20. it's like looking at a bed of flowers, you don't tear your hair out over what it means. pollock