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  1. @sarahheppell Better safe than sorry
  2. @krisfacesays NOW
  3. @krisfacesays Go get one
  4. Hmm
  5. @Jbizzy12 occ took almost none of my Oswego credits
  6. Are chicken mcnuggets fried or baked?anyone know?
  7. Love how old people buy nice cars and then obliterate them by hitting curbs and such
  8. I miss the first two years of college
  9. Joy is such an awful name for a person. Perhaps that's why she's reading one of those raunchy romance novels? Hah
  10. Honestly, Google Wave, not that great.
  11. @x0kimmon0x What movie
  12. Tiger Woods was clearly drunk, fuck that. How else do you crash like that?
  13. “Court backs Wal-Mart on store closing http://bit.ly/6y86U0” -@torontostar How awesome. Haha. One store doesn't matter to them anyway.
  14. Hmm, it's snowing.
  15. @kwistafur It works, just less milk!
  16. Got damn, 97 dollar GPS
  17. @asromeburns no cause she does not have a penis.
  18. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I wish I had a job where I could update my Twitter frequently. Almost as if it was part of my job
  19. Just saw lady gagas nipple on the jay leno show. Sweeeeet
  20. @blondieshell Webster's landing?