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  1. "supporting creative business throughout Scotland" - you can't be that creative, your sign's in Helvetica. 11:40 AM Dec 23rd from Twitterrific
  2. Not long to go now! RT: lost showdowns - http://flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/LOST-showdowns.jpg (via @diplo) 4:08 AM Dec 22nd from Twitterrific
  3. Shame he didn't do Temporary Secretary. #xfactor 1:11 PM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  4. WHERE IS LEON JACKSON??? I MUST KNO!!!! #xfactor 12:21 PM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  5. Somewhere out there, Zack de la Rocha is glued to his screen in anticipation. #xfactor 11:49 AM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  6. The Westwood has been unleashed. That's how cold it is. 7:27 AM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  7. Have there always been just three nominees per category of the British Comedy Awards? 2:08 PM Dec 12th from Twitterrific
  8. I'm now too scared to go to Dagenham in case they all talk like that. 1:28 PM Dec 12th from Twitterrific
  9. Boof Bonser? Surely that name's made up. #redsox 10:47 AM Dec 10th from Twitterrific
  10. @CMQueen make him join your skiffle band. 10:03 AM Dec 9th from Twitterrific in reply to CMQueen
  11. I don't even want a jugaroo. 4:38 PM Dec 5th from Twitterrific
  12. About to have not one, not two, but three Jugaroos. Oh the humanity! 4:32 PM Dec 5th from Twitterrific
  13. Just got some autotune software for the phone. Going to record some crunk. 3:05 PM Dec 4th from Twitterrific
  14. Got onto google wave but am not entirely sure what it's for. 10:03 AM Nov 30th from Twitterrific
  15. @frenchbloke I'm in the ABC and they're playing Smooth Zombie. You should claim royalties. 5:05 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific in reply to frenchbloke
  16. Having "funky" house inflicted on me. Would rather be listening to windrush aquacrunk. 5:33 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  17. I'm on holiday for a week! Woo! 10:34 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  18. This makes Vanilla Ice look like Jay-z. #xfactor 12:57 PM Nov 14th from Twitterrific
  19. @CMQueen I thought they were always pretty well regarded? They had Girl Power but where is their car? 10:12 AM Nov 13th from Twitterrific in reply to CMQueen
  20. I'm off to investigate this newfangled Waitrose place. I've taken out a bank loan so I can buy some bread. 10:25 AM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
  • Name Alan Scott
  • Location Glasgow
  • Bio I do web development and stand up comedy. Not at the same time.
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