Profile_bird

Hey there! despot is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving despot's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

despot

  1. "supporting creative business throughout Scotland" - you can't be that creative, your sign's in Helvetica.
  2. Not long to go now! RT: lost showdowns - http://flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/LOST-showdowns.jpg (via @diplo)
  3. Shame he didn't do Temporary Secretary. #xfactor
  4. WHERE IS LEON JACKSON??? I MUST KNO!!!! #xfactor
  5. Somewhere out there, Zack de la Rocha is glued to his screen in anticipation. #xfactor
  6. The Westwood has been unleashed. That's how cold it is.
  7. Have there always been just three nominees per category of the British Comedy Awards?
  8. I'm now too scared to go to Dagenham in case they all talk like that.
  9. Boof Bonser? Surely that name's made up. #redsox
  10. @CMQueen make him join your skiffle band.
  11. I don't even want a jugaroo.
  12. About to have not one, not two, but three Jugaroos. Oh the humanity!
  13. Just got some autotune software for the phone. Going to record some crunk.
  14. Got onto google wave but am not entirely sure what it's for.
  15. @frenchbloke I'm in the ABC and they're playing Smooth Zombie. You should claim royalties.
  16. Having "funky" house inflicted on me. Would rather be listening to windrush aquacrunk.
  17. I'm on holiday for a week! Woo!
  18. This makes Vanilla Ice look like Jay-z. #xfactor
  19. @CMQueen I thought they were always pretty well regarded? They had Girl Power but where is their car?
  20. I'm off to investigate this newfangled Waitrose place. I've taken out a bank loan so I can buy some bread.