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  1. @wailinglist "he had a virus that appended his e-mails." or maybe it was just a trial balloon to see how you'd respond?
  2. rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. @wailinglist This may hurt a little to learn but "may I take your order?" is NOT flirting. Really. It's not. :(
  4. @wailinglist So the article made you feel shallow--- but flirting with the sushi waitress at lunch did not?
  5. @wailinglist That article made you feel ashamed?
  6. Wishing I could go to the Southern Miss game on Thursday.
  7. @wailinglist look who's talking! exploiting failed relationships? hello? you've written an albums worth of twitters about yours!
  8. @wailinglist "Boff Sax"? Don't be tacky. It was a gorgeous song. Don't cheapen it.
  9. Sitting here being stunned. Stunned by someone's hypocrisy. (And annoyed by his dorky album choices. Who must be giants? Who CARES?!)
  10. We all have our lost causes, @wailinglist.
  11. @bgregory75 Thanks for that. (Took an extra week off for the holidays.)
  12. Another hour spent listening to a dork whine about his ex. But set to music.
  13. @wailinglist Puhleez! You plan to HIDE the fact that my voter campaign to recognize your massive ego is working by HYPING it? EGOMANIAC!
  14. He's climbing slowly up ranks- don't encourage this! Nominate him in the Egocentric category, not Business! http://snipurl.com/8upjr
  15. @wailinglist No!
  16. @shortyawards I nominate @wailinglist for a Shorty Award in #egocentric because he conducts fake "Fresh Air" interviews w/ himself. Really.
  17. @wailinglist You're delusional enough. If there was a Shorty Award 4 Egomania- oh wait, there is! (http://snipurl.com/8upjr) I'm voting 4U!
  18. @SilverBadger His crush is on himself- and it's not-so-secret!
  19. @wailinglist Yes. Conducting fake radio interviews with yourself is definitely a sign of an ego problem. (Among other problems.)
  20. @cognimetrixx You nominated @wailinglist for a Shorty Award? Please do not do anything that might inflate his ego- it's big enough as is!