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Follow Friday @ (In honor of Despair's imminent release of Charles Ponzi's autobiography) Spread the word.
5:39 AM Nov 20th
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Dress to Depress for Less! Details here: (limited time only)
5:35 AM Nov 20th
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Too Lazy to Build Your Own Calendars? Despair.com proudly announce the Triumphant Return of Preprinted Calendars: .
11:32 AM Nov 12th
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DESPAIR.COM unveils the INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY of a LIFETIME! It's Ponzi's long lost autobiography!
8:47 AM Nov 3rd
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Wishing you the Best on the 102nd Anniversary of The Panic of 1907. Don't forget to Congratulate Your Banker for the successful coup.
6:23 AM Oct 22nd
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Last call! . We have instructed our disservice reps to delete future complaints of the "no fair! I missed this one!"
12:29 PM Sep 30th
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Get while getting good. Do not chumpatize yourselves by slacking again
7:35 AM Sep 30th
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ALERT: Despair launching "6 Hour" Clearance Sale to placate whiners who missed last one. No More Excuses. Details here:
2:40 PM Sep 29th
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Huge New Promotion, 3 New Demotivators® & Much Free Stuff. Details Here: (Some Offers ends in <24 hours)
9:26 AM Sep 21st
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NEW DESPAIRWEAR: Introducing the "Enter The Dragon" T-Shirt. (Retweet if You Get It, If Not, Ask an ATARI Fan )
3:02 PM Sep 18th
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Introducing CURIOSITY. (Desktopper is FREE when you Add To Cart + $20 of stuff ) Read More:
4:06 AM Sep 8th
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NEW SHIRT: Turn any photo into a mugshot w/the MUGSHOT TEE! $5 Off w/Coupon "mugging" (if ordered by 08/26 Midnight)
5:32 AM Aug 25th
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Demotivator® Poster Sale is on. All Lithos under $10 for a limited time. ()
5:48 AM Jul 24th
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NEW DEMOTIVATOR: "BAILOUTS - From each according to his ability, to each according to his lack thereof."
6:56 PM Jul 20th
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Despair.com celebrates the 40th anniversary of the (wink wink) "Moon Landings" - (via @)
12:01 PM Jul 20th
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Return of Retirement Party! Details at ($2 posters & mugs?! Wha? Some employee may "get retired" for going this low)
9:19 AM Jul 9th
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VOTE: Pick your favorite caption from the six Semi-Finalists! (username:"rigged" password:"voting") (via @)
2:25 PM Jun 25th
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It's never too late to make it LOOK like you didn't forget Dad. Give Despair Email Gift Certificates for Father's Day!
7:28 AM Jun 21st
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NEWS: Despair.com's 2nd Caption Contest is underway! Submit your entries for a chance to win $500! (via @)
7:13 PM Jun 19th
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Despair Launches Brand New Shirt "John Doe" -
4:18 PM Jun 12th
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