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  1. Follow Friday @charlesponzi (In honor of Despair's imminent release of Charles Ponzi's autobiography) Spread the word. #follow #ponzi 5:39 AM Nov 20th from web
  2. Dress to Depress for Less! Details here: http://bit.ly/2J8ojg (limited time only) 5:35 AM Nov 20th from web
  3. Too Lazy to Build Your Own Calendars? Despair.com proudly announce the Triumphant Return of Preprinted Calendars: http://bit.ly/14encJ. 11:32 AM Nov 12th from web
  4. DESPAIR.COM unveils the INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY of a LIFETIME! It's Ponzi's long lost autobiography! http://cli.gs/rgRuzB #ponzi 8:47 AM Nov 3rd from web
  5. Wishing you the Best on the 102nd Anniversary of The Panic of 1907. Don't forget to Congratulate Your Banker for the successful coup. 6:23 AM Oct 22nd from web
  6. Last call! http://bit.ly/fhJz6. We have instructed our disservice reps to delete future complaints of the "no fair! I missed this one!" 12:29 PM Sep 30th from Tweetie
  7. Get while getting good. Do not chumpatize yourselves by slacking again http://bit.ly/fhJz6 7:35 AM Sep 30th from Tweetie
  8. ALERT: Despair launching "6 Hour" Clearance Sale to placate whiners who missed last one. No More Excuses. Details here: http://bit.ly/fhJz6 2:40 PM Sep 29th from web
  9. Huge New Promotion, 3 New Demotivators® & Much Free Stuff. Details Here: http://bit.ly/14encJ (Some Offers ends in <24 hours) 9:26 AM Sep 21st from web
  10. NEW DESPAIRWEAR: Introducing the "Enter The Dragon" T-Shirt. http://bit.ly/to2m9 (Retweet if You Get It, If Not, Ask an ATARI Fan ) 3:02 PM Sep 18th from web
  11. Introducing CURIOSITY. (Desktopper is FREE when you Add To Cart + $20 of stuff ) Read More: http://bit.ly/19IUIk 4:06 AM Sep 8th from web
  12. NEW SHIRT: Turn any photo into a mugshot w/the MUGSHOT TEE! $5 Off w/Coupon "mugging" (if ordered by 08/26 Midnight) http://bit.ly/2rTzHr 5:32 AM Aug 25th from web
  13. Demotivator® Poster Sale is on. All Lithos under $10 for a limited time. (http://bit.ly/fBcdY) 5:48 AM Jul 24th from Tweetie
  14. NEW DEMOTIVATOR: "BAILOUTS - From each according to his ability, to each according to his lack thereof." http://www.cli.gs/7LYG3e 6:56 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  15. Despair.com celebrates the 40th anniversary of the (wink wink) "Moon Landings" - http://www.despair.com/ac.html (via @wailinglist) 12:01 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  16. Return of Retirement Party! Details at http://blog.despair.com ($2 posters & mugs?! Wha? Some employee may "get retired" for going this low) 9:19 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  17. VOTE: Pick your favorite caption from the six Semi-Finalists! (username:"rigged" password:"voting") http://cli.gs/sDLe0p (via @wailinglist) 2:25 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
  18. It's never too late to make it LOOK like you didn't forget Dad. Give Despair Email Gift Certificates for Father's Day! http://cli.gs/yemUP3 7:28 AM Jun 21st from web
  19. NEWS: Despair.com's 2nd Caption Contest is underway! Submit your entries for a chance to win $500! http://cli.gs/Daa7AU (via @wailinglist) 7:13 PM Jun 19th from Tweetie
  20. Despair Launches Brand New Shirt "John Doe" - http://bit.ly/HIt95 4:18 PM Jun 12th from Tweetie