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  1. I didn't get where I am today by telling the truth. 7:52 AM Nov 27th from API
  2. I didn't get where I am today by having lipstick on my face. 4:57 AM Nov 25th from API
  3. I didn't get where I am today by calling it 'Grotfabrieken Rubbishhausen'. 8:17 AM Nov 20th from API
  4. I didn't get where I am today by tearing money into small pieces. 7:27 AM Nov 20th from API
  5. I didn't get where I am today without knowing a slight wobble when I enter one. 3:42 AM Nov 20th from API
  6. I didn't get where I am today by saying 'earwig' instead of 'thank you'. 7:02 AM Nov 19th from API
  7. I didn't get where you are today without knowing the night is darkest before the storm. 1:47 AM Nov 19th from API
  8. I didn't get where I am today by looking a gift horse in the mouth. Or by going down with a sinking ship. 1:27 AM Nov 19th from API
  9. I didn't get where I am today without getting letters from cranks. 6:17 AM Nov 18th from API
  10. I didn't get where I am today feeling like a fish out of water but you can't make him drink. 5:37 AM Nov 18th from API
  11. I didn't get where I am today without asking for 10p for a cup of tea, Guv. 2:37 AM Nov 18th from API
  12. I didn't get where I am today listening to married couples squabble like children. 3:47 AM Nov 17th from API
  13. I didn't get where I am today without recognising promising inroads when I see them. 2:07 AM Nov 13th from API
  14. I didn't get where I am today by playing 'mothers and fathers'. 8:22 AM Nov 12th from API
  15. I didn't get where I am today by having Irish labourers promoted over my head. 7:02 AM Nov 12th from API
  16. I didn't get where I am today by being absurd. 6:27 AM Nov 11th from API
  17. I didn't get where I am today by changing nappies. 4:47 AM Nov 10th from API
  18. I didn't get where I am today without recognising a front when I see one. 5:37 AM Nov 9th from API
  19. I didn't get where I am today without recognising a completely useless machine when I see one. 4:12 AM Nov 9th from API
  20. I didn't get where I am today by wearing underpants decorated with Beethoven. 3:42 AM Nov 9th from API
  • Name Charles Jefferson
  • Location Sunshine Desserts
  • Web http://en.wikiped...
  • Bio Delivered at random intervals 9-to-5 (GMT) weekdays. I didn't get where I am today by social networking.
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