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  1. As kitchen items go, I'd compare myself to a squuezed out teabag that's been there since morning. 2:56 PM Dec 9th from mobile web
  2. As Simon would say, @mullies that vocal was outstanding. See you in the final 1:27 PM Dec 8th from mobile web
  3. Cheated on BSB with JLS and you know what, it was goooood. 2:45 PM Dec 6th from mobile web
  4. Veronicas. Yawn off. I want to see AJ's crytal meth-face 11:32 AM Dec 6th from mobile web
  5. Trying to work out how sy and I can invade the stage when bsb arrive. This is 1995 hysteria. 11:28 AM Dec 6th from mobile web
  6. Anything with three legs should be banned. On account of three legs being annoying. 10:18 AM Dec 5th from web
  7. Sore throated, and doing that thing where you refuse to swallow on account of the pain. Then some saliva trickles out. Not a great look. 9:02 AM Dec 5th from web
  8. Were I a lady chipmunk, it'd definitely be alvin 5:26 AM Dec 5th from mobile web
  9. Blown up the inflatable globe. Now to plotting my route... 2:33 PM Dec 3rd from web
  10. You've just got to pray you don't get a few Zs on the trot. They're reet buggers. 10:07 AM Dec 3rd from web
  11. How to lose Twitter follwers: mention tetris 9:31 AM Dec 3rd from web
  12. Of course I won't be tweeting about Tetris shapes when I'm supping margheritas at that really cool bar later 9:28 AM Dec 3rd from web
  13. @Mullies You love it. You drew a diagram! 9:25 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to Mullies
  14. Relieved that @mullies agrees with my favourite tetris shape. The square? I don't think so. 9:22 AM Dec 3rd from web
  15. Love dropping the contents of my handbag on a VIP carpet. Then slipping on a pen. 9:21 AM Dec 2nd from mobile web
  16. Off to the foreign office. Will try and find out what Gord wants for xmas on the way... 7:48 AM Dec 2nd from mobile web
  17. Note to rowing couple on the rammo Victoria line. Saying 'I think you're *swear* overreacting' and then both staring at me is a bit awkward 2:00 AM Dec 2nd from web
  18. Jelly alert! My wrist-rest is oozing chemical goooooo. Schkank. 9:42 AM Nov 30th from web
  19. Oooh. Haven't enjoyed a CDWM so much in ages. 11:31 AM Nov 28th from web
  20. @Mullies I was drinking 19 bottles of wine. Then I slept on my face. You ok? 7:22 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to Mullies