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  1. Golf club to the Escalade is the rich man's rolling pin to the head. 8:08 PM Dec 4th from Twittelator
  2. You guys have to stop changing your avatars, I don't recognize anyone. It's like getting too drunk & wandering into the wrong orgy....again. 7:03 PM Dec 4th from Twittelator
  3. @EsseErre You said it right the first time. Please forgive me, my head is full of sick and empty of smart at the moment. 6:02 PM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to EsseErre
  4. Not warming his hands before examining my boobies is apparently my Dr's way of saying I think you're annoying and ask too many questions. 5:46 PM Dec 4th from Twittelator
  5. @EsseErre What? 5:45 PM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to EsseErre
  6. @EsseErre In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have replaced his water with crazy. 5:41 PM Dec 4th from Twittelator
  7. @AgentDragonFly 3 months. She's perfect. 4:39 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to AgentDragonFly
  8. @benjaminbretz And let me tell you, it was a bitch. I deserve every point of that shiny validation. 4:30 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to benjaminbretz
  9. Introducing Orchid, Ruiner of Soup & Soiler of Dog http://twitpic.com/s60q0 4:25 PM Dec 4th from Twittelator
  10. In 2secs kitten ran through a bowl of soup,over my keyboard & landed on the dog.How can something so small cut such a swath of destruction? 4:22 PM Dec 4th from web
  11. @mikey_moon Oh, my Moon! We once learned to live without the great bard, and the great pumpkin, but we carried on....we carried on. 6:21 AM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to mikey_moon
  12. @SwissSP13 Thank you for last week's #ff! 6:19 AM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to SwissSP13
  13. @d_rivera Touchy!?! They use that unfollow button as a simple tool to chip away at my heart. Desensitized, the lot of them! 6:19 AM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to d_rivera
  14. @KirstensDesk Thank you for your kind words! If I hadn't been reduced to a sniveling snot factory, I would have replied before now. 6:18 AM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to KirstensDesk
  15. @DannyPockets Thank you for the #ff! Even if it is just because I have a vagina. 6:16 AM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to DannyPockets
  16. @livenudefood Nice! Thank you, Mr. Nude! 6:16 AM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to livenudefood
  17. @merddln333 That's what I say! Thank you. I feel I struggle with you, daily, reading your tweets, watching you birth the creative baby. 6:15 AM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to merddln333
  18. @Literalmn Well come on then pus. 6:15 AM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to Literalmn
  19. @mrRiffles Always in my corner, always a staunch supporter of what is blue, what is right. Thank you, dear friend! 6:14 AM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to mrRiffles
  20. @plzsnapurfinger I'm afraid I do not understand your question, little one. 6:14 AM Dec 4th from Twittelator in reply to plzsnapurfinger