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The Green Lantern is gay. Duh. He wears jewelry and carries around his own track lighting. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPad
@SpringHeeledJak @tehknuxlight that sucks. go to a different gym or go at a different time. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SpringHeeledJak
@awpz So which one will it be? The beach-front villa, the secluded tree house, or the swift kick in the nuts? about 23 hours ago via web in reply to awpz
@spandox indeed. To that point, Yang Qi Kandall would also be a great name. 9:41 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to spandox
Roger and I have decided that Anesthesia Barrino would be a great name for a drag queen. 7:52 AM May 31st via web
Here's a review of Chuck Palahniuk's next novel, probably. cnn.com/2012/05/30/wor… 8:39 PM May 30th via web
.@kevhamm I mean, we're approaching the tipping point where an actual blackberry is more valuable and desirable than a @BlackBerry 8:32 PM May 30th via web in reply to kevhamm
@OutsideTheMean I'm glad someone responded to that tweet. I thought it was really funny. Oh well. (Without, pretty much.) 8:21 PM May 30th via web in reply to OutsideTheMean
When Mitt Romney first started preparing to run for the presidency, you were excited about your new Motorola Razr. 8:18 PM May 30th via web
@bradhunter Ooh, okay. Yeah, not buying that album then. 7:53 PM May 30th via web in reply to bradhunter
@cratledge @jkyau I do, and I consider it the modern-day equivalent of the Hambone. 7:16 PM May 30th via web in reply to cratledge
@awpz It's only an awkward moment if it isn't an immediate and powerful lesson on why you should avoid gay bars. 7:15 PM May 30th via web in reply to awpz
@bradhunter Is Dolphin Yell similar at all to Billy Idol's Rebel Yell? 7:14 PM May 30th via web in reply to bradhunter
I bet I can eat this huge plate of leftover spaghetti before this Adele song has finished. 5:40 PM May 30th via web
Spotify is a social video application designed to provide hard evidence that your Facebook friends are morons. 5:15 PM May 30th via web
@98bpm I really liked the last album. I hated the single for this, but I always hate their singles. Maybe I'm just not in the mood for it. 5:13 PM May 30th via web in reply to 98bpm
Couldn't even make it through the iTunes preview of the new Scissor Sisters album. Tell me I'm way wrong and that it's amazing. 5:02 PM May 30th via web
No one thinks you're joking about having to give away your products, RIM. RT @BlackBerry "No joke - we are giving away a #BlackBerry #Bold" 3:38 PM May 30th via web
@kevhamm backseat tenor! 9:37 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad in reply to kevhamm
Example: "It's greeeeeeeen!" sounds best when sing-shouted on the fifth of the chord. 8:58 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad