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Design_Assassin

  1. @hic_clix_pix more like 110% and 120% in reality, I'm sure huh? haha!
  2. @sadknob What the...? Is that your idea or catering's idea of a funny joke? At least they didnt 'blend' the pastrami. Add a splash of Vodka.
  3. @hic_clix_pix sometimes it seems to be a little same, same but different haha. Where does one end and the other start?
  4. @mcgee06 hey not too bad. And you? week one of the busy week continues LOL. Running out for a bit.
  5. Internet traffic to grow fourfold by 2016; over half the traffic coming from Wi-Fi: Cisco #tech bit.ly/JOlYBx
  6. Hello Twitter, it's been a couple of days, but I still care. Forgive me, it's just hard to sneeze and type at the same time.
  7. @Devilicious79 hehe. Yes, #passtheJackHammer! It may just be more successful *shhnort, shniffle*
  8. @EzihALLINONE ever, Ever, EVER!!
  9. @BellaBoogaloo actually I've got menthol. I look like one of those caped Turkish eurovision entrants in my funky steam towel haha! Toot toot
  10. This is the best job rejection letter ever! bit.ly/DzCr8 #funny
  11. Poor head! I'm feeling so blocked up it's like someone backed up a cement truck & poured concrete down my nasal passage whilst I didnt sleep
  12. @BellaBoogaloo did you get it? I did attach it 2nd time. Check my stream.
  13. Record your PowerPoint (or Keynote) Presentations to Share with the World or Web :: The Design Assassin thedesignassassin.com/record-your-po…
  14. Ultimate WordPress Theme Builder (no coding needed!) - from $35! - Hot #Design & #Webdesigner Deals
  15. Hello Bosnian Curator. Bonsoir! au hé-hé-hé! #SBSEurovision ~ Keeping the #EuroMeme alive! twitter.com/Design_Assassi…
  16. @BellaBoogaloo I meant to do that! Messing with your drunk head! (*covers arse)
  17. Hello Bosnian Curator. Bonsoir! au hé-hé-hé! #SBSEurovision ~ Keeping the #EuroMeme alive! As per your request @BellaBoogaloo
  18. @BellaBoogaloo ok twas the best we could do so close to a tv but ==>
  19. @BellaBoogaloo Moldovmania indeed!
  20. Brilliant! Thanks for the ride #SBSEurovision! Even if it was on Donkeys throughout Azerbaijan.