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KenJenningsThe Princess & the Pea is my favorite kids story about a guy who makes women prove they can feel it when on top of something small in bed8:50 PM May 12thvia webRetweeted by derrickyates and 188 others
JamesUrbaniakHave any Republican homophobes posted today that Obama has "awakened a sleeping giant?" Because I never get tired of that phrase.9:14 PM May 9thvia webRetweeted by derrickyates and 291 others
WGladstoneAvengers backlash is silly. You can't overpromote chocolate-covered orgasms rolled in happiness.5:15 AM May 6thvia webRetweeted by derrickyates and 42 others
KenJenningsDID YOU KNOW? You can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch.12:20 AM May 5thvia webRetweeted by derrickyates and 669 others