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  1. @Andrew_Heaton Why would that be a wind-up? It's easy enough to believe... 2:59 PM May 18th via web in reply to Andrew_Heaton
  2. What's this about Laudrup? He seems to have lost his way since Getafe. On paper he doesn't seem to be an ideal candidate. 2:58 PM May 18th via web
  3. @JakeNewell_LFC People also seem to forget that Alonso had had 3 average seasons. Picked up his game once he became expendable. 2:43 PM May 18th via web in reply to JakeNewell_LFC
  4. Gutted Klopp has said no. He is the man I had hoped would replace Hodgson. Seems that FSG haven't sounded anyone out. #JustLikeWolves 2:34 PM May 18th via web
  5. @sisteers If you're talking about Anfield then I would have to agree with you, but on here and in forums then I would disagree. My mistake. 12:18 PM May 13th via web in reply to sisteers
  6. @chris_kammy I find your hyprocrisy amusing. I remember you making racist jokes towards Chinese on at least two occasions. #ignorant 12:17 PM May 13th via web in reply to chris_kammy
  7. @TonyBarretTimes They came from that crap 'publication' Goal.com. No sources, no insiders mentioned. Simply published garbage. 12:14 PM May 13th via web in reply to TonyBarretTimes
  8. @sisteers league in years. Is that because of fans' lack of support? How can we be the best fans and poor fans at same time? 12:12 PM May 13th via web in reply to sisteers
  9. @sisteers Lots of players live in bubbles. Apart from direct abuse, it doesn't matter what we discuss here on Twitter. We haven't won... 12:11 PM May 13th via web in reply to sisteers
  10. @sisteers I think it's safe to say we were all behind team at start of season. They started underperforming before we started criticising. 12:09 PM May 13th via web in reply to sisteers
  11. @Daniel_LFC_Sear If Martinez arrives at Anfield, it'll just show how far we've slipped in standing. He may do well, but he is unproven. 11:58 AM May 13th via web in reply to Daniel_LFC_Sear
  12. @stelancs True, not all KD's fault at all. But he and the team have been average. Just wish fans, players & KD would stop saying otherwise. 11:55 AM May 13th via web in reply to stelancs
  13. @stelancs players like Gerrard, Mascha and Alonso. You can't develop 4-5 players at a time like Spearing, Shelvey, Henderson, Adam... 11:52 AM May 13th via web
  14. @stelancs Lucas was a young player. Downing? Should KD wait until he is 30 before he starts reevaluating? Also, Lucas was often alongside... 11:50 AM May 13th via web in reply to stelancs
  15. @stelancs Ur right, but KD never put that message across. Too many players not delivering but in starting11 every week. #RewardingMediocrity 11:44 AM May 13th via web in reply to stelancs
  16. @stelancs Because managers play a key role in a team's success. KD plays Downing without fail. Why so if he's not performing? #alltoblame 11:38 AM May 13th via web in reply to stelancs
  17. @Mikelfc84 Curious to know what the 'Liverpool Way' is. What does it mean to you? 11:24 AM May 13th via web in reply to Mikelfc84
  18. @redsmicer I'd have been chuffed with 5th place given the calibre of player we signed in the summer. LFC has become mediocre. #hurtstosay 11:22 AM May 13th via web in reply to redsmicer
  19. @BobtheRed1 I would take Jürgen Klopp who's been fantastic for the last 5 seasons with 2 different clubs. Modern manager and great motivator 11:00 AM May 13th via web in reply to BobtheRed1