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  1. technically, it's 2 social occasions I'm trying to avoid. One party nearby, and one elsewhere. Ideally, we need to be away from home. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. you know, kendra and I need an escape plan to avoid an awkward social evening on Saturday. Anyone have any? (no, no fire). about 3 hours ago from web
  3. I smell turkey. this makes me happy. I am thankful. about 11 hours ago from web
  4. @fleenguy didn't we meet for the first time this year too? about 11 hours ago from web
  5. RT @pierski: Don't forget the brand new Dueling Analogs - Guest Strip by Darren Gendron and Bryan Prindiville http://tinyurl.com/ygzhjqr 8:43 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. @martyfnday @oabnormal The defense rests. 8:30 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. @oabnormal every PS3 owner I know won't stop yapping about Uncharted 2. 8:28 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. @martyfnday that's right, I DM heckled you. 10:40 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. @martyfnday I would heckle you for that claim, but it's a NSFW heckle, and I keep my twitters classy. 10:28 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. @dcorsetto there's a much more distressing WHY? there, as in WHY ARE YOU GOOGLING THAT? 10:05 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. @martyfnday why thank you. 9:29 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. @jephjacques no one is going to be mad at you for throwing up a yelling bird for Black Friday. 9:20 PM Nov 24th from web
  13. INSTANT SMILE RT: @Tough_Pigs: The Muppets' brand-new cover of "Bohemian Rhapsody" is now on YouTube: http://bit.ly/82CGr8 (via @rosscott) 12:52 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. @brianalynch I caught it. And made a mental note that you're a Steelers fan. A note of judgement. 9:24 PM Nov 23rd from web
  15. @brianalynch I'm just saying, the Omar Epps-Mike Tomlin connection was a running gag in my household. 9:04 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. and it occurs to me that for most of my friends, this is not the funniest House joke ever. 8:52 PM Nov 23rd from web
  17. "I feel like Mike Tomlin. Probably not as much as you do, but you get the idea," House said. And it gave me a GREAT belly laugh. 8:51 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. Final answer to how many of my area teams made it to Thanksgiving Weekend: 4. A new record, meaning I've got press conference work to do. 11:46 AM Nov 23rd from web
  19. @lindsaytron I was going to guess that it was because of Felicity. 9:12 AM Nov 23rd from web
  20. @Caffiend_Kevin give me a rundown of it later. I've got Dominion and Descent lined up for tomorrow. 3:39 PM Nov 21st from web