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  1. @gracedent Your buzzer was fine, but did you have a mic on? We could barely hear you :( (No probs hearing Mr. Skinner, obv).
  2. OTOH, my poker-tweeting account - @bad_beat_moth - is 93% hetero. That's so hetero it's clearly latently homosexual.
  3. According to http://www.stockholmpride.o..., I am 55% hetero. No indication of what the other 45% is, I'm going with "repulsive"
  4. My cats aren't this subtle; they prefer the "jump up and down on my face until I wake up" method of requesting food... http://tr.im/s9ga
  5. That's 100% awesome, right there; even without the cultural references which appear to make the entire audience weep.
  6. RT: @snuggleskunk: Can't see this doing so well on Britain's Got Talent , shame - http://bit.ly/Wle1f
  7. Look out! It's the new caring #Tory party, and they're coming to demolish your home if you don't vote for them! http://is.gd/1tod2
  8. http://bit.ly/rN26m - featuring Keith Cassells! I lived next door to his mum. He came to my 8th b'day party.
  9. So hungover I can barely see out of my stupid face. Solution? Go to bakers, buy many cakes. Probably won't work, but... cake.
  10. Can't find an online stream of the Ashes anywhere. So I guess I won't be watching it, eh? #subscriptionTVisdead
  11. @uponnothing Oh, you actually state below the knee in the post. In my defence, I'm still technically asleep.
  12. @uponnothing Is HM's leg amputated above or below the knee? Clearly, if she still has both knees, she's not disabled.
  13. RT: @uponnothing: New Post: Ladies and gentleman: I give you the Daily Mail. http://tinyurl.com/ozwxwn (Words fail me. O, wait! SCUM works).
  14. I should really rename this account "social media revenge attacks on institutions that have pissed me off", eh?
  15. Today, I mostly want to kill examination boards. Specifically OCR and Edexcel, who are massive bastards. AQA are lovely.
  16. @kaimac Finally, an upside to being skint! The only ads I see are for porn and consolidation loans...
  17. RIP Compuserve;: internet pioneers, 90's laughing stocks, and makers of my mousemat. I really need a new mousemat, it's kinda old.
  18. Spotify now experimenting with audiobooks (more precisely, nerdy audiobooks): http://tinyurl.com/ldwoqq
  19. RT: @brokentv: #blogup The BBC Shockometer tests the veracity of the Daily Mail's complaints of Glastonbury overmanning: http://is.gd/1ineO
  20. http://is.gd/1iFaF - Give him a stylophone and tell him it was an early grand piano. Who're the kings of miniaturization now, kid?