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DerktheDerk

TNA, everybody! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
If TNA doesn't hire Joey Ryan, there's truly no hope. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Why would anyone hire Brooke Hogan to do anything? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I can't say much bad about TNA. Compared to the WWE lately, this is just fine. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Forget The Avengers. All that matters now is Prometheus. about 7 hours ago via web
Also, those three idiots on Fox & Friends are the embodiment of everything horrible about this country. 3:00 PM May 30th via web
Just saw the Obama attack ad that was produced by Fox News. They're not bias at all, are they? 2:54 PM May 30th via web
BillCorbett A: Eating a bag of thumbtacks, alone. / RT @realDonaldTrump What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? secure.mittromney.com/donate/donald 12:12 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by DerktheDerk and 606 others
Wow. @Chikarapro in Piedmont in October? I am shocked and excited. Can't wait for this show. 9:54 PM May 29th via web
RIP Doc Watson. 5:44 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Refused and OFF! are playing in Atlanta in July. If I didn't hate going to Atlanta so much, I'd be all over that. 8:33 AM May 25th via web
CMPunk “@ringofhonor: Who would you the fans like to see in Ring of Honor Wrestling that is not currently on the roster?” Colt Cabana. 11:16 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DerktheDerk and 480 others
@MarronMarvel Ah, okay. 3:52 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MarronMarvel
@MarronMarvel ??? 3:43 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MarronMarvel
RIP Owen Hart. Forever one of the best and one or my favorites. #Owen 3:33 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
They're doing damage control with the "Saturday hiring" thing, huh? 6:44 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
@Pipervalentine They probably forgot the stipulation. Either that or they just thought everyone would forget. 6:18 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Pipervalentine
@Pipervalentine I thought the same. Gotta love their logic and booking. 6:15 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Pipervalentine
John Cena's acting makes every performance in The Room appear Oscar worthy in comparison. 6:05 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
Say hello to Jair while you're down there, Minor. #Braves 5:24 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone