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  1. @digihal we don't ask. we just do as the gods compel us.
  2. @digihal in car-space no one can hear you squeal like a girl!
  3. Checked out of hotel ~5am. Yo, I'm lookin like a total playa with my sling, crutch, & bedhead. Slobs represent!
  4. What happens in Vegas stays... Like this plane -- for another 3-1/2 hours. Oh, the debauchery!
  5. Woman sitting near us in LV airport has pitch-perfect c.1995 Ann Richards coiffe.
  6. LV airport bet everything on A/C and lost. #goddamheat
  7. @poopscape just one. Like a sunbathing pirate.
  8. @digihal paparazzi be damned! I'm doing it!
  9. Since it's Vegas ’n all... I'm totally going topless in this lounge chair.
  10. In prv cabana by pool(s). Comes w fruits, snax, couch, fridge, bevs, rafts, tv, waiter (Rick), robes & ceiling fan. What an asshole.
  11. @sheeshoo travel safely!
  12. Wedding day math: vicodin + champagne + italian sandwich + 103 deg heat + 1st helicopter ride ever = bag of ____.
  13. Thanks twits and FB-ers for all the congrats and well-wishes! Now we're off to ride a helicopter to the Grand Canyon!
  14. Groom in a sling. http://yfrog.com/0rzk7lj
  15. I'm whispering a secret to #squinner 's cheek. http://yfrog.com/0k1ptj
  16. @sheeshoo ya for reals!! We're in Vegas. Elvis gave Shan away!
  17. OMG!!11! We totally just got married!!! For reals, l
  18. Fancy-ass shave: 480 bits! http://yfrog.com/17e9tj
  19. Ah. Nowwwww I see why they call it the Devil's Tailbone.
  20. I have seen The Countertop of the Future and it is in SkyMall.