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  1. @JillNow Hahaha! I didn't stabilize Xmas tree in stand last year. Timber! My 7 yo girl goes, "Oh No! Xmas is ruiined."
  2. Too many rock shows. I can tell there's something, but can't make it out. http://theoatmeal.com/quizz...
  3. @CarlaDay CU peepls should be thankful that bankers are still their own worst PR nightmare.
  4. Apt that Phoenix’s ‘Lizstomania’ is a hit single now with so many Xmas lists to read & to-do lists to complete. http://trunc.it/3lnyq
  5. RT @sethmeyers21 Pixies on @jimmyfallon tonight. Went to taping and they were amazing.
  6. @epersonae. Bummer about crash. glad ur okay.
  7. @jenbonstein I'm really charming, harmless and good company. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
  8. @chaztoo "psychotic break..." That's some holiday spirit, Charlie!
  9. Concrete thx for: friends, family, coffee, craft brews, salty snacks & music. Concept thx for: wit, love, grace & compassion. #tweetsgiving
  10. Mike Birbiglia & Mates of State bring us power pop ode to breakfast – ‘The Oatmeal Song’ www.youtube.com/birbigstube
  11. I’m positively giddy about wearing my Slap Bet Commissioner T-Shirt for tonight’s episode “Slapsgiving 2.” www.cbs.com/himym #himym
  12. http://iwantfrieswiththat.com/ Free frappe coffee drink at W. Wash. McD's thru 12/7.
  13. @RiversCuomo "imagine how different the world would be w/o music" U just wrote refrain for the 1st single on upcoming Weezer "black album."
  14. @sethmeyers21 "musical clearance issues" is like ur lamest punchline ever.
  15. @TheNewsChick re: Brock Huard, I don't know a single 'hawks fan who thinks they can win in Minn. Nice of you to share optimism, tho.
  16. Rly? The company w/ overpriced hotel rooms is complaining abt the Manhattan real estate rack rate. Suck it, Sheraton. http://trunc.it/3g628
  17. @jocelynmccabe Thank you, Canucks. And thank you for the info today. Fun to learn that.
  18. @jocelynmccabe seems like a trick. If it's not Suadi Arabia, is it Venezuela? Nigeria?
  19. Re: electric 21st century – seems US entrepreneurs can save world by winning in marketplace. History books holding spot for Tom Edison 2.0.
  20. Powerlines knocked down by tree on madrona bch road on mud bay. #wsdot http://twitpic.com/q3za3