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  1. 3 letters, a ppt, & a web app. Productive day. Time for beer w/ my buddy brad.
  2. @jdickerson 1) nice shot. 2) nobody calls them "satchels." Sorry that M. Steele and others have poisoned the preferred word.
  3. Bon soir regret a demain! Happy Bastille Day!
  4. D-E-S-S-E-R-T! See how much I love ice cream! D-E-S-S-E-R-T! Take care, TCB(Y)! Sock it to me. Sock it to me... #demoversions
  5. Why’d Constatinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the decaying Holy Roman Empire’s. #demoversions
  6. A really, really alabaster dude. A guy of mixed-racial heritage. A pesky parasitic insect. My insatiable sex drive. Yay! #demoversions
  7. In spite of my rage, I am still just a rodent of high cognition doing tricks for this numnuts called Charlie Gordon #demoversions
  8. Sing us a song, ur the pan-flute man. Sing us a song, Zamfir. We’re all in the mood for a piper & u got us feeling all rite. #demoversions
  9. Don’t cry. Don’t raise you’re eye. It’s only teenage terra incognita. #demoversions
  10. Little ditty, ‘bout Iraq & Iran. 2 mideast states covered in sand. Iraq gonna be a failed state. Iran got all its people irate.#demoversions
  11. @ginordlund If you say so, but I thought Pineapple Express was NOT a good movie. It just stopped being funny 1/3 of the way thru.
  12. Did anyone else look at the calendar today & then crave a slurpee? That's powerful subliminal marketing.
  13. Congrats to my awesome brother-in-law for locking down a terrific job today. Well done, sir.
  14. Worked 2 hours long on a sunny Friday evening and still feel great. Life is good when you love who you work for!
  15. @copyblogger Dude, the first rule of Secret Social Media Fight Club is you don't talk about ....
  16. @epersonae Cool. Thanks for the heads up on the potluck, neighbor. Maybe see you there!
  17. sports fans: google the mexico-panama gold cup match. Weird election (red cards) tonight. Head coach gets tossed for trying to kick ball...
  18. I love dogs but hate dog poop. Should i leave poop on my neighbor's doorstep to let him know i don't want his dog's mess on my lawn?
  19. I'm having one of those weeks when i constantly outsmart myself. At least 2moro is friday...
  20. That was a lovely long weekend. Friends, food, drink & sports. Is it really over!?!