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@jmock yay for shiny new macs!3:10 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to jmock
rule #413 of parenthood: if you are dealing with insomnia, your child will wait till you finally fall asleep to start freaking out con tears12:47 PM Jul 11th from web
@treith do any throwing?11:46 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to treith
my knuckles bleed at the drop of a hat, and i can't feel when it happens!!!11:30 AM Jul 11th from web
@swandive00 hahaha!~!!!! and i thought i was the only one who noticed!6:29 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to swandive00
@dizzyfeet not sure where the hate is on the show...i don't think you should believe everything you hear!10:22 AM Jul 3rd from web
how is it i feel so out of touch without my phone for a simple night out in the neighborhood....the neighborhood is extensive and all...but?3:00 AM Jul 3rd from web
¡uoıʇɐʌıʇ1nɔ pǝǝu ǝɔɹoɟ ǝɥʇ...ʇno ʞɹoʍ oʇ sɯǝǝs 11ɐ ʇıpuɐ op ı ʇɐɥʍ op ı 'os¡3:53 AM Jul 2nd from web
...ɐʍɥɔs 'sʞuɐɥʇ...7:44 PM Jun 30th from web
ew...sunshine... :(1:32 PM Jun 28th from web
wow! you can't carry me...even if you wanted to! but! me and the best friend are owning where we are...period. ask?2:48 AM Jun 26th from web
not impressed with me these days... being tentative with feeling out the wall. eek!3:52 AM Jun 24th from web
@gaeyia hehe...i'll hold my breath till you are back...;)7:59 AM Jun 22nd from web in reply to gaeyia
finding the bobo loves...and i mean LOVES him some ren and stimpy!!! that's my boy!6:24 PM Jun 21st from web
@schwa wait for tabby... coming in 2011...9:22 AM Jun 17th from web in reply to schwa
@thelittledeath a SPECIAL hell...8:54 AM Jun 17th from web in reply to thelittledeath
@Divamatrix and she could kick my ass!!!6:17 PM Jun 14th from web in reply to Divamatrix
drill for my skull, please...5:39 PM Jun 13th from web
@schwa be strong...like a rhino...a confused southern US british rhino...where do we slot you, anyway?4:49 AM Jun 13th from web in reply to schwa
strong nothing! last days when you are loved turn into emotional debauch in the best of ways...new friends, new lifestyle!4:47 AM Jun 13th from web