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  1. Current time: 1027 AM. Current coffee count: 3 cups. I might just make it through today if they keep the java fresh. 7:28 AM Jan 2nd from TwitterBerry
  2. http://twitpic.com/w99fz - Meet my attorney, Mr. Irving R. Pointystick! 1:20 PM Jan 1st from TwitPic
  3. Hates being sober in a room full of drunk people. Someone send me a whiskey. 8:13 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  4. Just when I think this job has reached its zenith of weirdness, a guy dressed as the Phantom of the Opera starts lurking around. F. M. L. 2:43 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  5. Half way thru the night. Tomorrow: breakfast with the wife's family, sushi dinner with mine. Sunday: friends and video games! Me FTW! 5:27 PM Dec 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  6. And so I exclaim, as I'm roasting some pork: Merry Christmas to all, bitches. I gotta work. 9:57 AM Dec 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  7. Did your mom ever make Kool-Aid and forget to put sugar in it? Yeah, that's kinda what working over Christmas Eve/Christmas is like. Fail. 8:51 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  8. Dear tiny, infant baby Jesus, with your little balled-up fist and golden fleece diapers... 3:49 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  9. Everyone seems to be with their families. I am at work today and tomorrow. Therefore, I bah humbug the lot of you. 2:35 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  10. I'm gonna fight em off; a seven-nation arrmy couldnt hold me back. 12:26 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  11. Shopping. All I want for Christmas at this point is a small caliber pistol and a single round. 11:51 AM Dec 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  12. Doing nothing and has no plans to alter that course. 11:54 AM Dec 21st, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  13. Is free from the grip of the Tower of Terror and returning to the sweet, warm bossom of Mama Jersey. 9:46 PM Dec 20th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  14. Will be at the hotel for the next 36 hours. Pray for me. 12:23 PM Dec 19th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  15. "oohhh, fa-la-la, snow is great, its sooooo pretty, blah blah blah". Fuck you. This is a goddamned freezing, white nightmare. Fuck!! 11:27 AM Dec 19th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  16. #FF- Happy Halladays Edition- @m_omalley, @raschatz, @aamybabyy, @libertygigoloz, @officialreview, @philaphillies, @phinallyphilly 10:09 AM Dec 18th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  17. Play2 at Chickies and Petes is Im. Press. Ive. 9:07 AM Dec 18th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  18. Today's Episode: In which the Scattergood Brothers attempt to conquer hockey... For some reason... 7:38 AM Dec 18th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  19. People who like "Christmas Shoes are the kind of people who order 8 surf & turfs @ 9:30. #Fuckers #12daysofchristmasshoesjokes 6:10 PM Dec 17th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  20. It is not a coincidence that, when rearranged, the words "Christmas Shoes" spell "Search Shit Moss" and "Hot Ass Smirches". #christmasshoes 2:39 PM Dec 17th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
  • Name derekscatt
  • Location South Jersey / Philly
  • Web http://www.chef-d...
  • Bio I make the food that makes the whole world eat.
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