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DerekMears

  1. is sucking on a horse's mystic hose between his back legs 5:17 PM Dec 1st, 2009 via Ping.fm
  2. is pocking a large rock, hoping it will croak "moo" for him 6:15 PM Nov 4th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  3. is a male whore 5:21 PM Sep 22nd, 2009 via Ping.fm
  4. eats children with small klondike bars 7:17 PM Sep 16th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  5. is choking on a sixteen inch horse's reproductive organ 10:33 PM Sep 15th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  6. is eating our a horse, in the dirty way 10:28 PM Sep 15th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  7. is fucking a horse 10:19 PM Sep 15th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  8. is delivering several babies today 10:15 PM Sep 15th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  9. is fucking a small chicken with a spork 6:03 PM Aug 31st, 2009 via Ping.fm
  10. is fucking a pony 5:55 PM Aug 31st, 2009 via Ping.fm
  11. watching young guy on guy action 10:14 PM Dec 20th, 2008 via Ping.fm
  12. is a massive fudge packing contour 6:33 PM Dec 15th, 2008 via Ping.fm
  13. is a total fudge-packer 7:31 PM Dec 5th, 2008 via Ping.fm
  14. is a massive fudge-packer 7:22 PM Dec 3rd, 2008 via Ping.fm
  15. is a fudge-packer 11:04 PM Dec 1st, 2008 via Ping.fm
  16. is doing push-ups with a closet 5:20 PM Nov 30th, 2008 via Ping.fm
  17. is watching Friday the 13th and is pissing his pants 4:55 PM Nov 30th, 2008 via Ping.fm
  18. is chewing on a stick of frozen lard 9:29 AM Nov 30th, 2008 via Ping.fm
  19. is watching Brokeback Mountain for the fourth time in a row 7:01 PM Nov 28th, 2008 via Ping.fm
  20. is eating a mangospork 11:35 AM Nov 28th, 2008 via Ping.fm