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Waiting to get on the train to Chicago. I got class til 10. WOOO for late nightsabout 1 hour agofrom TwitterBerry
I shouldn't have to put two fists and my forearms in your vagina to still consider you tight.10:43 PM Jul 12thfrom TwitterBerry
What's black and has one eye?... The penis that just smacked you in the face BIATCH!10:32 PM Jul 12thfrom TwitterBerry
One of the keyboard players and the sax player in the band I work with are playing a tribute to Michael Jackson during their solos tonight7:32 PM Jul 12thfrom TwitterBerry
Just realized my friend is kind of a close talker. Sure its loud but still. This Message Paid For By: Supporters of Derek McKee 20247:27 PM Jul 12thfrom TwitterBerry
I got DJ Rainman pissing me off by being DUMB. I don't know if he is retard or just partly retard. Either way this tard is on my nervs.2:25 PM Jul 12thfrom TwitterBerry
I don't remember exactly how I did it, but I tore the crotch out on my suit pants. Hmmm2:14 PM Jul 12thfrom TwitterBerry
Why must I be so good at hitting on unavaible women? FUCK!!! I need to notice rings earlier.11:03 PM Jul 11thfrom TwitterBerry
Fucked up smoking a Fuente Opus X on the Purdue campus for ny cousin's wedding.6:59 PM Jul 11thfrom TwitterBerry
Just got introduced in the wedding party at my cousin's wedding. Now on to the drinks!4:28 PM Jul 11thfrom TwitterBerry
How many times do the different new medias need to show me Michael Jackson's daughter crying before I become desensitized and stop caring.4:11 PM Jul 7thfrom web
