dereklm
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My Top 3 Artists: Bon Iver (30), Trampled by Turtles (24) & Fleetwood Mac (19)
6:38 AM May 27th
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In Colombia. Eating pizza. May have @ slit my wrists for me before too long.
10:31 AM May 20th
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My Top 3 Artists: The Head And The Heart (24), Norah Jones (14) & Pavement (12)
1:10 AM May 20th
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Lulz
3:57 PM May 18th
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from Houston, TX
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@ Thought you should know john stossel has his own show, Stossel, on Fox Business. It's on right now, mustache going strong
6:41 PM May 17th
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from Houston, TX
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If you've seen a better picture of a dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest today, I don't believe you.
7:36 AM May 16th
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The best thing about summer is my a/c smelling like pee every time I get in my truck.
7:12 PM May 14th
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from Houston, TX
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a painting panhandler
3:02 PM May 13th
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from Houston, TX
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My Top 3 Artists: The Head And The Heart (20), Elite Gymnastics (13) & Pavement (11)
4:23 AM May 13th
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In a training, learning that email is no longer a responsive enough method of communication.
8:07 AM May 11th
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from Houston, TX
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RT @ Just know, while you're telling that awesome story, everyone else is waiting for you to shut up so they can tell a better one
7:57 AM May 11th
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from Houston, TX
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Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you know.
10:02 AM May 9th
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It just hit me that Reese Witherspoon is a perfectly good name for a 1980s NBA power forward.
8:18 PM May 8th
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My Top 3 Artists: Tanlines (60), Old 97's (22) & Local Natives (14)
5:25 AM May 6th
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RT @ Celebrating Cinco de Mayo with wine from my favorite part of Mexico - Argentina.
12:50 PM May 5th
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from Houston, TX
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¡Happy Birthday, Jesús!
7:04 AM May 5th
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Never gets old.
7:41 AM May 5th
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RT @ Pawning my wedding ring tomorrow because, although a diamond is forever, apparently my ex husband's heterosexuality is not
6:26 PM May 1st
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from Houston, TX
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My Top 3 Artists: Old 97's (14), Justin Townes Earle (11) & Rufus Wainwright (4)
12:01 PM Apr 29th
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Off to Ragans wedding. To avoid any misunderstandings, he is NOT marrying a chihuahua. I know, we're all shocked as well.
1:58 PM Apr 27th
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from Hedwig Village, TX
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- Name Derek Morris
- Location Houston
- Bio I live in Houston. I have a twin. He's fat. I snore.
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