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dereklipkin

  1. Recently, the phrase "pizza pants party" randomly entered my mind, and I have been enthralled by the possibility ever since. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  2. This was quite well done! But the line about USC stock being down is patently untrue. USC ranked No. 23; UCLA No. 25. youtu.be/1SCpcjmYuvM about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  3. @hajipaji @ashkonmusic Duly noted. If it is all the same to you both, I might try my hand at a verse for the song. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to hajipaji
  4. The share economy at this preschool is blowing my mind right now. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @ashkonmusic @hajipaji HA! Done. I even had the tune! But it faded away quickly after I woke up. It was quite bouncy. A happy beat. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to ashkonmusic
  6. @ashkonmusic @hajipaji The video was much to the same effect. Haji's verse came off the top. He worked at an ice cream stand in the video. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @ashkonmusic @hajipaji The song was about squirting water from a penis-shaped squirt gun on bystanders at a local shopping center. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @ashkonmusic Just dreamt that you made a summer jam called "Pissin' on the Pavement," featuring @hajipaji, and an accompanying video. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Armadillos from Texas play rap, eating tacos. Armadillos from Texas play rap, eating tacos. #BARBRI #profepstein #contracts 12:30 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac
  10. People seem to believe that my leotard request was a joke. Just wait for the pictures on Sunday, folks. 8:55 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
  11. @nataliearbid @rhanna923 A Twitter note! Tweets that begin with Twitter handles only appear on feeds of those who also follow that handle. 6:44 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to nataliearbid
  12. Home schooling, circa 2012. #BARBRI twitter.com/dereklipkin/st… 6:07 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @dayipman I'm sticking with you when the World War Z arrives. 5:51 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to dayipman
  14. @cindolina Thanks! 11:04 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to cindolina
  15. @RichieCunning Just played "The City" for my pops for the first time. All he heard was "California," but was amazed you aren't more popular. 1:18 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Where can I find a good leotard for a reasonable price? 12:28 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
  17. @MayerHawthorne #DearMayer, LA face or Oakland booty? (For this question, you cannot have both.) 7:05 PM May 28th via Twitter for Mac in reply to MayerHawthorne
  18. @Zbaris That is silly. 5:29 PM May 28th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Zbaris
  19. @RichieCunning When did it play? I was watching from North Beach, so I couldn't hear. BIG UPS. 5:28 PM May 28th via Twitter for Mac in reply to RichieCunning
  20. @RichieCunning @rob_rush If you guys are free today, come visit my folk's place in North Beach. Lots of food and drinks, and fireworks. 3:09 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone