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derekhuey

  1. I just heard a rumor that all your balls just got attacked by a midget. 7 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. "Siri, just the other day I was driving along and I saw a possum by the side of the road. It's brains were... fb.me/1cgqJkIiA about 11 hours ago via Facebook
  3. @dpauly1324 you're doing the children the favor! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dpauly1324
  4. @RealWizKhalifa bro I'm tellin u I can't bump a song that says "god damn im rich as fuck" in my Mazda. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RealWizKhalifa
  5. @aots @kpereira NO BECAUSE @DIRECTV HATES YOU about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to aots
  6. When I work early, the night before I spend 5 hours trying to doze off and 1-2 hours actually sleeping. Dislike. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. HBO GO is kind of the greatest. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. bahahahaa fb.me/IAPzTTi8 about 23 hours ago via Facebook
  9. @MELISSAMARIE u tiny! 5:35 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MELISSAMARIE
  10. I'm evil. And Hawaii isn't a state. (two things I've learned today) 4:04 PM May 28th via Facebook
  11. @TheJetOnTNT is right… @Sprint is slow! I can't even stream low quality live audio over 3G with perfect reception… garbage. 6:48 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
  12. @daniellejw you're private twitter account is really making hard to retweet gems like that. 10:34 PM May 26th via Twitter for Mac in reply to daniellejw
  13. I don't feel very receptive. One track Huey! 2:54 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @toriilaurannexo get some soup in a bread bowl! 2:52 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to toriilaurannexo
  15. “@StrangeCustoms: Let's work!” @PlanetMack 9:41 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad
  16. @Hawk_SE SICK. I'd be super pumped. 2:06 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to Hawk_SE
  17. @Torry_Jasper this is insanity… ! 4:58 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Mac in reply to Torry_Jasper
  18. It's cray how a small change can have a pretty big effect on how you feel. Tiny improvements add up, so don't discount them! 10:10 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
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  • Bio I've long achieved awkwardness. Now heading back towards normalcy, unfortunately.
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