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derekevry

  1. @JakeBoyer Woo! An epic journey!
  2. Guess what I have & you don't... Yet. instagr.am/p/LT9nlZzPor/
  3. Marmalade is too gross a name for marmalade. From now on, I'm call it "Mashed Fruitatoes".
  4. Did you guys know that some dude ate some guys face? #TardyToTheParty
  5. @JaymeSalviati Don't explode! I like having you around!
  6. Derek Evry has a show on 06/01/2012 at 05:00 PM @ O'Malley's Pub in McLean, VA reverbnation.com/c./poni/114642… #concert
  7. #EroticWeatherChannel is the best thing @ConanOBrien has ever Tweeted... #Ever
  8. @gwudg98 You know I <3 you.
  9. @rare_basement haha. At least I'm encouraging tweets about pussy, and not just telling you to "shut up." *high five*
  10. @rare_basement Oh, come on... You've heard way ruder things than that. Right? Yes? Please? #DontMakeMeFeelLikeAnAsshole
  11. All my friends are at work, at the beach, or imaginary... Ah, Summer. Good times. #Cue80sMusic #EatCookieDough #Cry
  12. @rare_basement Well, you're the most entertainingly-comical asshole in the twittersphere... So shut up & talk about pussy some more.
  13. @rare_basement That's funny.
  14. THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!! instagr.am/p/LS4D4gzPkk/
  15. Aww... Starbucks love! instagr.am/p/LS2jPxzPjr/
  16. Listening to Dubstep is aweful. #ThisIsWhereIWouldHashTag #UntilItGetsPeopleKilled #ButImNotJoking #DubstepSucks #Seriously #WorstMusicEver
  17. Bored... +Audio via Just Sayin' jstsay.in/0005T0