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MrJohnnyRyanI liked the part in The Avengers when the Hulk takes a big green shit and then Thor smashes it with his hammer like Gallagher.4:52 AM May 25thvia webRetweeted by derekdeal and 14 others
NotTildaSwintonIf you will it, you, too, can be birthed, devoured, then birthed again by a starving coyote. It's a wonderful thing.11:55 AM May 24thvia webRetweeted by derekdeal and 206 others
It's always awkward how many times each party says "thank you" when paying a bill at a restaurant. one thanks at the end should be fine10:29 AM May 23rdvia Twitterrific
got out of the first case just need to hang on till 4:30 to be free and clear. good thing I have @sammcpheeters book to keep me
occupied10:26 AM May 23rdvia Twitterrific
you call this risotto? it's cream corn with pieces of uncooked rice. *flips table* *clotheslines made of honor* *punts wedding cake*5:45 PM May 18thvia Twitterrific