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DerekBlane

  1. Its the final countdown!
  2. @MNDR So. Fucking. GOOD. Kissing babies. twitter.com/DerekBlane/sta…
  3. My dick is so hard right now for The Ting Tings (and Gianmarco) @granadatheater
  4. I love MNDR. Almost as much as I love Gianmarco @granadatheater
  5. Man Gianmarco is looking like an Italian dream @granadatheater
  6. Time. Moving. So. Slow. Must. Escape. Work.
  7. @NotYahooCEO Im not ashamed I love this one: m.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-…
  8. I'm fucking hungry! Time to go get some food and get an upset stomach! Yeah!
  9. My one hour nap somehow turned into two hours. Now Im hungry and tired. Fml.
  10. I need a nap real bad. The difference between getting to work at six compared to seven is taxing on my beautiful beautiful body.
  11. I want to enter every place I go like Madonna entered the Superbowl show. Or just travel everywhere that way.
  12. @tonyisgreen ZOMG. I totally saw that that was on.
  13. Thank you Chex for making your cereal gluten free. I can enjoy you with my soy milk. Win!
  14. I can't wait to get outta Dallas for the weekend!
  15. I ate way too fast.
  16. Pretty sure I'll be asleep at like 9pm. Work was a bitch today.
  17. Just found my new favorite show. #geeklove
  18. So glad it's Friday. I just wanna sleep.
  19. @Hambonio85 at this point in my life...anyone. #totalwhore
  20. I just wanna go home and be horizontal!