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DerekBlane

  1. Its the final countdown! 10:57 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  2. @MNDR So. Fucking. GOOD. Kissing babies. twitter.com/DerekBlane/sta… 9:41 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for Android
  3. My dick is so hard right now for The Ting Tings (and Gianmarco) @granadatheater 7:44 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for Android
  4. I love MNDR. Almost as much as I love Gianmarco @granadatheater 7:34 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for Android
  5. Man Gianmarco is looking like an Italian dream @granadatheater 6:45 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for Android
  6. Time. Moving. So. Slow. Must. Escape. Work. 1:21 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for Android
  7. @NotYahooCEO Im not ashamed I love this one: m.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-… 12:00 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to NotYahooCEO
  8. I'm fucking hungry! Time to go get some food and get an upset stomach! Yeah! 5:40 AM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android
  9. My one hour nap somehow turned into two hours. Now Im hungry and tired. Fml. 3:21 PM Apr 16th via Twitter for Android
  10. I need a nap real bad. The difference between getting to work at six compared to seven is taxing on my beautiful beautiful body. 11:30 AM Apr 16th via Twitter for Android
  11. I want to enter every place I go like Madonna entered the Superbowl show. Or just travel everywhere that way. 5:43 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for Android
  12. @tonyisgreen ZOMG. I totally saw that that was on. 5:41 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for Android in reply to tonyisgreen
  13. Thank you Chex for making your cereal gluten free. I can enjoy you with my soy milk. Win! 7:17 PM Jan 25th via Twitter for Android
  14. I can't wait to get outta Dallas for the weekend! 11:12 AM Jan 12th via Twitter for Android
  15. I ate way too fast. 9:36 AM Jan 4th via HTC Peep
  16. Pretty sure I'll be asleep at like 9pm. Work was a bitch today. 6:59 PM Dec 20th, 2011 via HTC Peep
  17. Just found my new favorite show. #geeklove 6:38 PM Dec 18th, 2011 via HTC Peep
  18. So glad it's Friday. I just wanna sleep. 10:28 AM Dec 16th, 2011 via HTC Peep
  19. @Hambonio85 at this point in my life...anyone. #totalwhore 1:32 PM Dec 9th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to Hambonio85
  20. I just wanna go home and be horizontal! 12:47 PM Dec 9th, 2011 via HTC Peep
  • Name Derek Blane
  • Location Dallas
  • Bio A normal boy doing not so normal things.
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