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  1. Really hoping a few laps at the MX track will cure this hangover. Somehow I don't think it works like that though...
  2. Aside from watching Jon and Kate plus 8, is there anything worse than walking into a bar and hearing Prince on the radio?
  3. Home office: a day in the life of... http://mtile.us/derek
  4. @mrwarren holy shit. You are not allowed to watch my daughter any longer. And you scared my wife. #stache
  5. Belgica may be my new favorite beer.
  6. Near-biblical downpour. Again.
  7. Earthlink knows where you sleep.
  8. You know, when I'm having some quirky CSS problem, I watch this and suddenly the solution is right there in front of me: http://is.gd/1tUkY
  9. Me verse beer truck http://mtile.us/derek
  10. Serious tech difficulties in the office this morning. Email and Interwebs, oh how I miss you. #FuckingComtastic
  11. Bud light, hot wings and a high chair. Future NASCAR fan http://mtile.us/derek
  12. @segdeha LOL! Thanks man, I needed a good laugh today.
  13. Seriously getting pissed with Mail + Google IMAP sending woes on port 993 here. Fuck email. I'm going back to homing pigeons.
  14. @masuga truer words have never been spoken!
  15. @m83claire I'm so proud of you. That was an excellent use of "old balls" right there. Hilarious!
  16. @JanessaSkona see you there there at noon!
  17. Two telltale signs this day will be a rough one: 1. Drinking coffee from BK. 2. Encountering human feces in front of my office.
  18. Juggling work, screaming baby and one very sick and prego wife. Pretty sure I'm failing with all of them.
  19. Momentile time. Check it > http://mtile.us/derek
  20. There's a significant lack of silk screened wildlife from the Pacific Northwest in my wardrobe, and I'm OK with that.