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derekbalmer

  1. @zwear depends where you work I suppose.
  2. Post bath haircut from mom whilst brushing teeth. Typical Wednesday mtile.us/derek/05-30-20…
  3. Cliff Swallows on the trail mtile.us/derek/05-27-20…
  4. Braveheart's first birthday. mtile.us/derek/05-26-20…
  5. Done. Its beer time. mtile.us/derek/05-25-20…
  6. That thing where you have a 5pm deadline and you're using the latest v of your fave CMS and basic functionality is a LOGGED AS NEW BUG OMFG!
  7. bariol, a new rounded font designed by atipo. download it for free: bariol.com
  8. Moving furniture into a storage unit, by myself, in the rain. That is all.
  9. @luxuryluke I'm right there with you.
  10. Top of the list: “@kcdunstan: @derekbalmer how about the skeleton hand holding a match from the Scrooged poster?”
  11. @tempspaz Noted. Thank you, sir ;)
  12. @Artletic Ha! Beer + twitter + tattoos = FAIL! Oh well, we will see where this goes Captain :)
  13. @Artletic Yes!!! Ok, that is in the running, amigo ;)
  14. @Artletic Carl Speckler? dribbble.com/shots/80781-Ca… I'm all over that shit, bro!
  15. Somehow a guys night out w/ a good bud/new dad has ended in "we should get Bill Murray tattoos". So, tweet me characters and we'll ink it!!
  16. Corn dog'n mtile.us/derek/05-21-20…
  17. @toddbudnikas @madysondesigns THE TROOPER!