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pattonoswaltPitching a reality show where I interrupt improv-style "prank" shows and beat the pranksters to ribbons with a chain. Title: HERO1:41 PM May 29thvia webRetweeted by Derek_Brink and 512 others
It's too freaking hot. Planning on sitting in a bucket of ice when I get home.2:21 PM May 27thvia phnx
I find it irritating when people insist on hiring a band to play their picnic. Don't want to hear nobodies play Foghat songs. Want beer.1:43 PM May 27thvia phnx
Home from Arkansas. Wish I'd stayed longer. Oh well. It was nice while I was there.10:59 PM May 24thvia phnx
Back at Dog 'n Suds on the way home. Also a good BLT! :)5:26 PM May 24thvia phnx
In Goobertown (or thereabout). Love being here. Hate the reason.5:54 PM May 23rdvia phnx