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  1. So, how do you get Pompey to win a game? Don't pay the players. Salary cuts all round.
  2. Been most unattentive here. D- must try harder
  3. for fucks sake england will you please take a wicket
  4. Folding t shirts, unfolding t shirts
  5. Getting just a little bit bored of all the jackson fuss now. Pina Bausch or the other hand... rip
  6. Does twitter have games that I can play to avoid doing my accounts? I haven't found any...
  7. Urgh, how unfair to awake to find a teenage like spot in what can only be described as a spreading patch of grey stubble?
  8. Having said that, I'm not actually sure that this works. Still it can't hurt
  9. The more people at this location the more of a logjam for forces trying to shut Iranians' access to the internet. Cut & paste, pass it on.
  10. Set your location to Tehran and time zone to GMT +3.30. Security forces are hunting for bloggers using location/timezone searches.
  11. Dentist, haircut and something healthy to eat. Today's mission; stop myself falling to bits
  12. Will aqua go with burnt orange? What about with lime green? Today is turning into colour madness
  13. Come sweet slumber, enshroud me in thy purple cloak.
  14. A tweet a day helps you work rest and play
  15. Department of Works on http://tcritic.com/
  16. I'm thinking going to glastonbury with adam and joe would actually make glastonbury worth going to...
  17. Starring a lots tiny stars. I've actually got stars in my eyes
  18. ...still playin'
  19. Work avoidance playing darts... 'Round the clock' We're so rubbish it's played in almost real time
  20. Send message on facebook, attracts people to twitter, receive emails about new followers. Makes you feel busy when not much happened at all