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depressed_cat

  1. #FF that other cat that lives in the mirror watching me 5:41 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @taboindy yes apparently you can buy greetings cards of me in Paperchase these days SIGH 2:01 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to taboindy
  3. My face hair is growing back. Unfortunately it's growing back in patchy uneven clumps. In a different colour to the rest of me. 11:50 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Oh the regret. 10:46 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I thought it might have grown back by now but it's more of a "fine mist" than regrowth. 10:45 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. So I called in sick today to avoid people seeing my shaven face. Not that anyone cares to hear this information. 10:45 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Sigh #Eurovision 3:24 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Have spent the whole day sulking. Couldn't even sit in the garden incase a neighbour spotted my horrifying face. 10:21 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. My face is cold. 1:31 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @pandaheart03 thanks for making me purr 11:40 AM May 25th via web in reply to pandaheart03
  11. Cod, I'm utterly grotesque. 10:59 AM May 25th via web
  12. Just caught a glimpse of my reflection in the microwave door. Nearly had a heart attack. 10:58 AM May 25th via web
  13. I'm going to go make some sardines to calm down. Will try not to dwell on the shaving mistake. UGH 10:38 AM May 25th via web
  14. Boil in the bag fish brains, I'm so stupid. 10:36 AM May 25th via web
  15. I'll have to wear a mask of some kind. 10:36 AM May 25th via web
  16. How will I face my colleagues at work? Will my facial hair grow back by Monday? 10:36 AM May 25th via web
  17. I'm disgusting. 10:35 AM May 25th via web
  18. I look like a naked rat that has been hit with an ugly stick. 10:35 AM May 25th via web
  19. I look like something the cat dragged in, ate, partially digested and then coughed back up. But worse. 10:34 AM May 25th via web
  20. Sorry about the language. I'm in shock. 10:34 AM May 25th via web
  • Name Depressed Cat
  • Web http://www.lizzli...
  • Bio I'm not living any of my nine lives to a fulfilling level. I'm in a book http://www.lizzlizz.com/shop.php?shop_page=item_view&ID=526&category=comic
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