dennisbest
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@ I pulled a J.D. Salinger and abruptly stopped writing tweets, but I just couldn't take steady flow of depressed teens at my door.
11:18 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to AJ9847
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RT @: Breaking: John Boehner is so dismayed by Senate vote that he has set his tanning booth to "Charcoal" and climbed in nude.
8:00 PM Nov 21st
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Pirate Radio was so syrupy that the people in the next theater got toothaches.
7:56 PM Nov 21st
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RT @: People who don't believe in evolution really shouldn't be allowed to get flu shots.
1:43 PM Nov 21st
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Due to recent events, the song "Moon River" is stuck in my head. (NASA is my huckleberry friend.)
7:50 PM Nov 14th
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That's it for Asia jokes for me. I'm here all week folks. Tip your waiter. Try the veal.
8:44 PM Nov 13th
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Teabaggers are upset that Obama has nice things to say about youth in Asia.
8:44 PM Nov 13th
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@ Very funny!
8:43 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to Sinfonian
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I think it's great that Obama is in Asia now, but couldn't he have joined a better band?
8:11 PM Nov 13th
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I still miss Soupy Sales. There were so many things I never got to say to him.
8:08 PM Nov 13th
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@ and @, thanks for getting me out of twitter jail. A cake with file in it would've worked too. Hmmmmm cake.
8:06 PM Nov 13th
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The Titans should hire Kurt Warner's wife to pray for them. Sheez.
4:52 PM Oct 18th
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A big thanks to @ (Neil Gaiman) for plugging my new employer.
11:17 AM Oct 12th
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RT @ Fri., 10/9. Atlas Improv performs at Electric Earth at 8p. Spread the word.
9:06 PM Sep 28th
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I'm anxiously awaiting the Pete Best version of Rock Band. You play drums for half a song and the game unexpectedly quits.
7:55 PM Sep 24th
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RT @: International Talk Like Paul Lynde Day:
7:54 AM Sep 24th
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Watching truck and investment commercials with the occasional football interruption.
12:22 PM Sep 20th
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I wish there was an over-the-counter remedy for logorrhea. "I can't believe I said the whole thing."
1:18 PM Sep 17th
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@ Thanks!
1:08 PM Sep 17th
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in reply to wiscoDude
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@ FYI -- let me know if you are interested.
1:08 PM Sep 17th
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- Name Dennis Best
- Location Madison, WI
- Web http://bestivus.com
- Bio Web tinkerer and creator of Twaylist.com (and other stuff)
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