Worked out this morning at my local Y.M.C.A. It could use a little more "Y" and a lot less "C"

Perry Wants Some Crackers - Staples Chick-fil-A Cup to Face afterelton.com/people/2012/01… via @AfterElton

@itsSHANGELA I think you're right! Tech guys are working on. Should be back up in a few

'Halleloo' for D.J. Pierce! Getting to Know the Man Behind Drag Sensation Shangela afterelton.com/people/2012/01… via @AfterElton

@itsSHANGELA YOU turned it out! So glad your man Jeff hooked us up. @AfterElton

Shoutout to @itsSHANGELA (DJ Pierce) for @AfterElton amazing interview and photo spread. Count us as big fans. Check it out on Monday!

Add pretentious audio commentary to all your old home movies. These guys show you how it's done. Love it! bit.ly/u4LCKc

Some big news about our expanding West Coast Staff at AE. afterelton.com/column/afterel… via @AfterElton

I've run into a lot of wood fetishists lately. Practically have to beat 'em off with a stick.

Overheard and shouldn't be laughing... but am: "How do you make a fruit cordial? Buy him a drink."

Could everyone please stop using the word "Alas?" It's the most passive aggressive and twee word in the English language. @AfterElton

"A-List: Dallas" lands Ann Coulter appearance. Here's the list of guests we'd prefer to see. afterelton.com/tv/2011/10/a-l… via @AfterElton

How niche is too niche? The case of gay news blogs nie.mn/q3eXl3 via @niemanlab

U.S. Economic Recovery Resting On Man Currently Perusing Sears Power Tools Section onion.com/nfhe8w

Video: Amy Winehouse and Tony Bennett "Body and Soul" afterelton.com/video/2011/09/… via @AfterElton

Larry David Teaches Flamboyant Young Fashionista All About Hitler afterelton.com/tv/2011/09/lar… via @AfterElton

Madonna regrets hydrangea slur in video. As yet, no apologies for "Swept Away" or "The Next Best Thing" afterelton.com/video/2011/09/… via @AfterElton

Goodbye to All That: Reflections of a GOP Operative Who Left the Cult | Truthout truth-out.org/goodbye-all-re…

1960's Hasbro Kid's Game "Pie Face" http://fb.me/Nrk2lcpJ

What the hell is Plaxico Burress? I thought it was a pharmaceutical company. Apparently not.